PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

"We need to pull numbers out of a Russian butt instead of a Palestinian one; out of a Canadian derriere instead of a South African one."

"Our enemies might be effectively deterred."

"You don't have a plastic bag on you, do you?"

"Those Jews think they can fool God!"

By Fawzi Barhoum, Hamas Official

Experts differ over the specific benefits that Israel might seek by taking over swaths of distant northern Syria.

Frequently pausing the playback to point out important details her audience might otherwise have missed.

About 95% of the buff soldiers in the zone are men, but the female specimens attract more attention.

"We ask the public's patience," a representative of Governor Gavin Newsom's office posted.

Phil Loseroni sent out a series of social media posts this morning.