Pro-Iran-regime voices boasted of clocking that Jill and Hunter were the acting chief executives in 2018.
Tel Aviv, July 8 – Israeli authorities whose intelligence work led to the detainment of a man with orders to kill the leader of the United States disclosed today that his orders included detailed information on the target of that mission, the First Lady and her son.
Mossad officials released a joint statement to the press with Interpol this morning, announcing the arrest of an Iranian national in “a yet-undisclosed Middle Eastern country” in possession of materials and documents to aid him in the assassination of the leader of the free world, which the man’s handlers evidently identified as Jill and Hunter Biden.
“With relief and grim satisfaction, international law enforcement officers can inform the public that an Iranian citizen was detained in one of the capital cities in the region last week, with explicit instructions to murder the president of the United States, which both the suspect and the materials he was carrying identified as the president’s wife and son.”
Speculation was rife on social media and in various back-channel chat rooms, as to whether the arrest was genuine, whether the operation stood any chance of succeeding, and whether the mission planners in Tehran who planned to target the two people effectively ruling the US made their decision before or after the president’s disastrous debate performance the week before last, and the implications of ach of those latter possibilities.
Pro-regime voices tended toward dismissal of the arrest as either fabricated or a false accusation against an innocent Iranian. Regardless, many of the same voices boasted that Iran’s intelligence and operations arms – chiefly the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps – had correctly assessed Biden as incompetent and under the control of his “inner circle” at least as far back as 2018.
Reactions stateside to the announcement varied according to political allegiance. Democratic Party stalwarts still backing the addle-brained president rejected the report as “another cheap fake,” in the words of a White House spokeswoman, whereas editors at The New York Times urged the authorities to take the threats seriously, or at least more seriously than any other threat from Iran over the last fifteen years.
The Secret Service disclosed it had begun taking extra precautions to protect Jill and Hunter, to some dissatisfaction from Hunter, whose access to certain recreational substances depends on lax protocols that the Service has, for the time being, classified as too risky.
Protection around the titular president has not changed, a Service spokesman acknowledged, since his death would not materially alter the identity of the people making the actual decisions in Washington.
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