World Waiting To See How Jews Have Decided UK Will Vote

“No matter what the result, we have a way of explaining how it benefits Jewish control of the world.”

Manchester Town Hall, where the fake referendum results will be announced.

London, June 23 – Observers across the globe are watching the progress and outcome of Britain’s referendum today, anxious to discover whether the Jews who control global affairs have ruled that the UK will remain in the European Union or leave.

As of this morning (Thursday), polling stations began registering voters’ choices, but the result of the process  – which the Jews have secretly manipulated to get the result that cements their control of world government and finance – will not be announced at least until tomorrow morning, with reviews and challenges possible afterwards. Given the suspense in which the country, the Continent, and all the affected trade partners now find themselves, financial markets have reacted with jitters over the possible departure of Britain from the Union, a fact that experts say reflects both the fateful nature of the referendum and the Jewish control of those markets.

“Part of the control this cabal exerts over us is the anxiety it cultivates in us over money matters,” explained noted Jewish expert and MP Ken Livingstone. “It’s a convincing façade to have the financial markets all over the world reacting to various developments, as if it isn’t all controlled by a shadowy Jewish group of elders. They’ve got enough people duped into thinking their vote matters and that the Elders of Zion haven’t already decided whether Britain stays or leaves that people are out and voting. The important thing is, though, that no matter what the result, we have a way of explaining how it benefits Jewish control of the world.”

His colleague George Galloway, thwarted by Jews from attracting more than 1.4 percent of the vote in his bid for the mayoralty of London when hundreds of thousands of Muslim voters chose his opponent Sadiq Khan, hypothesized how either result plays into the hands of the Elders. “If the UK stays in the EU, it’s because that way the Zionists and their minions have easier access to British money and markets,” he said. “If the UK leaves, it’s because the Jews want to weaken Europe for its pro-Palestinian stance.”

Jews interviewed for this article refused to divulge what they have in store for Britain and the European Union in the next day or two. Thousands of them could be seen lining up to vote in the areas of their residence, maintaining the pretense that voting is what will determine whether the UK exits the union or remains in it.