I, Thy Lord George Soros, Command Thee To Build An Echo Chamber

By George Soros

Thus spake thy Lord and King George Soros: thou shalt construct for Me an Echo Chamber, of the finest pundits and plausible diversity. And the Chamber shall be 1600 cubits by 1600 cubits, that it may match My house on Pennsylvania Avenue, from which shall issue by My servants proclamations in support of My goals and condemnations of those opposed to My goals.

Verily, My goals are not your goals; for as the snow and rain come down from the heavens, not to return until they have sprouted on My land My political will, so, too, My money shall cultivate a tandem of experts predisposed to echo My desired policy goals, thus saith thy Lord George Soros.

Thou shalt build the echo chamber of politicians, businessmen, commentators, and Non-Governmental Organizations with established credibility to put forth My desires as the highest interest of the Land, that it may please Me and I may share My wealth with thee and thy puny dependents.

Take heed and watch thyself, for if thou strayest from My message of Israeli perfidy and Muslim virtue, My wrath shall be kindled against thee with the fire of Persian atomic weapons. Thy children will be orphaned and thy wives shall be widowed, for I am a jealous God Who tolerateth not dissent in the ranks of My empire. The wind of political correctness shall sweep thee away into social oblivion, and never shalt thou again find work in this town, thus saith George Soros.

But to My faithful servants in the justification, downplaying, and rewarding of Palestinian violence, and to My prophets in J Street, I say, thou shalt be recompensed. I shall pay handsomely into thy bank accounts with such sums as to shame other gods, especially that twit Sheldon Adelson. Never shalt thou worry about having enough to winter in the Caribbean, for example.

Send forth thy media consultants, therefore, and hasten construction the Chamber. My Echo Chamber shall be a beacon unto the masses, whose opinion and democratic participation must never penetrate into the halls of power. Gather ye thy talk show interviewees and Executive Branch spokespeople, that the building of this Chamber give glory to Me. Speak of the benefits of empowering thy mortal enemies and the enemies of cherished Western values, for they dovetail not with My aspirations, which are superior to yours by dint of My deeper pockets.

I am the Lord your God George Soros, and I approve of this message.

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