Tower Of Babel Clearly A Zionist Plot To Sow Division

The Zionist movement and global Jewry can now exploit the ensuing instability to consolidate assets and power.

Land of Shinar, November 3 – Evidence is emerging that the failure of the collaborative project known as the Tower of Babel was the work of Zionists trying to weaken civilization by exacerbating differences, local sources reported today.

The sudden inability of workers on the edifice to communicate with one another in the same language resulted in cessation of the infrastructure project and a fracturing of society into separate peoples with distinct languages, a development that some analysts say can only be explained by an engineered process conducted by an organization with immense technical skill and nefarious motives. Only the International Zionist Conspiracy answers to that description.

King Nimrod mobilized the population of Shinar to construct the tower and a surrounding metropolis as a unifying national project, but in the midst of the construction, the population that formerly spoke a single language, and shared one cultural context and set of assumptions, without warning began speaking vastly different tongues and discovering they had insufficient shared experience for meaningful interaction. The sudden onset of the linguistic dysfunction led analysts to point an accusing finger at the International Zionist Conspiracy and its Mossad operations arm, which has a reputation for sowing discord so that the Zionist movement and global Jewry can exploit the ensuing instability to consolidate assets and power.

“The fingerprints are everywhere,” noted Akkadian political commentator Jennitong II. “It takes massive logistics and planning to be able to pull off something of this scale and at this speed, and everyone knows there’s only one outfit with both the means and the motive to execute. It’s the most obvious anything has been since the Deluge back in Noah’s time ‘miraculously’ skipped the Holy Land. You have to be blind or lying to say that doesn’t look awfully suspicious.”

“It’s a simple matter of examining who stands to gain,” added Babylonian analyst Da Vidduq. “That’s always helpful in establishing who has a motive, and the rest is just piecing it together. In this case, it’s obvious that the Zionists seek to destabilize the society under Nimrod, and they succeeded in doing so by advanced technological means and mind-control. Now that the unity of Babylonian society has been undermined, the Zionists can move to play the various competing factions against one another to prevent them ever coming together again and presenting a real threat to Zionist ambitions, and in the meantime exploit the power vacuum to secure the natural resources of the region without serious opposition. As I understand it, the Sumerians have a heck of a pigeon guano industry, for example.”

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