BBC Hires New Reporter To Ignore Hezbollah Arms Buildup, Hiding Among Civilians

She will survey the myriad ways in which the Shiite terrorist organization that is a de facto partner in the Lebanese government threatens to bring devastation on the country by provoking Israel into another war, and then to decline to report on those developments.

London, March 21 – The British Broadcasting Corporation has implemented several staffing changes in its Middle East bureaus, most notably the addition of a journalist to the Beirut office whose main focus will be turning a blind eye to Hezbollah’s embedding its positions and weapons among civilians and the movement’s preparations to shower Israeli towns with long-range rockets.

Dess Troyer, who formerly covered political issues in Scotland, will join the Beirut bureau next week, according to a announcement from BBC headquarters in London. Troyer will survey the myriad ways in which the Shiite terrorist organization that is a de facto partner in the Lebanese government threatens to bring devastation on the country by provoking Israel into another war, and then to decline to report on those developments.

“We are pleased to announce the addition of Ms. Dess Troyer to our team in Beirut,” read the statement. “Dess brings with her more than a decade of experience filtering real-world events through the BBC prism to provide viewers and readers everywhere with our unique blend of European guilt, bigotry of low expectations for non-whites, and less-than-subtle antisemitism. We are confident she will contribute to our Beirut staff, and our reporting on the Middle East region as  whole, in ways that will appreciated for decades to come, at least by haters of Israel and Jews.”

Among Troyer’s responsibilities will be touring the areas of South Lebanon that Israel is likely to strike if Hezbollah attacks, and to make note of the war crimes inherent in the organization’s endangerment of civilians by placing its positions and weaponry in, under, and adjacent to civilian facilities and residences. With those details firmly in hand, Troyer will manage the bureau’s efforts to ensure no such information is broadcast or otherwise included in reports, lest audiences gain the impression that civilian casualties in the next Hezbollah-Israel war are attributable to factors other than wanton Israeli brutality.

A related aspect of Troyer’s responsibilities involves interfacing with current and former members of BBC bureaus reporting on the Gaza Strip, to coordinate the ways in which coverage can be skewed in favor of Israel’s enemies and against Israel. In that regard, Troyer will interface with journalists from other news organizations with experience slanting news coverage against Israel and Jews, such as CNN, Agence France-Presse, the Guardian, Al-Jazeera, PressTV, and others, the wealth of whose resumes can be brought to bear in framing all suffering of non-Israeli Middle-Easterners as the outcome of unique Israeli evil.

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