Antisemites Pounce After Early Draft Of ‘Protocols’ Leaked

“I take back my apology for my tweets about AIPAC buying off member of congress,” stated Congresswoman Ilhan Omar (D-MN).

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Jerusalem, February 13 – Opponents of Jews seized an opportunity to denounce the demographic group following the accidental publication of a book that allegedly shows how Jews plan to control the world economy and manipulate governments, but which Jewish activists insist contains a version of the text that does not represent the final product, which does not include such nefarious content.

Antisemites jumped at the opportunity to expose what they termed the “true face of global Jewry” this week as they shared a book called the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion on social media, which they claim contains passages with damning evidence of a Jewish conspiracy to control the world and make all non-Jews subject, and which some also claim to have downloaded from the Jews’ official website. Jewish representatives countered that the text in question is not authoritative, and does not demonstrate anything of the sort, and they accused their opponents of distorting it for libelous ideological ends.

“Here it is in the Jews’ own words,” gloated David Duke, a former Ku Klux Klan leader. “There’s no whitewashing this. They plan to subjugate everyone to their rule, and they make no bones about how to accomplish it. My colleagues and I have been warning the world for a hundred years, but the Jewish-controlled media always depicts that as some far-fetched conspiracy theory. They want to deprive you of everything – your houses, your cows, your air travel, everything! Well, far-fetch this, Jew-dogs!”

“I take back my apology for my tweets about AIPAC buying off member of congress,” stated Congresswoman Ilhan Omar (D-MN). “It turns out I was right all along.”

Jewish groups dismissed the accusations and charged that antisemites are making conscious and malicious use of an early draft of the text, the final version of which contains no such plot. “It’s just another example of the dishonesty with which our opponents continue to treat us,” declared Rabbi Avi Shafran of Agudath Israel. “We don’t even have a website. The internet is forbidden.”

Some Jewish leaders expressed less concern. “It’ll all blow over, not to worry,” counseled magnate Sheldon Adelson. “A word to our friends at Fox News, all the major studios, my buddy George Soros, the New York Times – well, maybe not them, they’ve been unreliable lately – and a few other outlets and this whole thing will be a vague shadow of a recollection. No one remembers the last time this happened, either.”

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