Arab Govt’s Cite Backwardness, Incompetence As Proof Jews Don’t Control Them

“You’ll notice Jewish control always goes hand-in-hand with a more or less functioning, accountable government.”

Amman, August 1 – Rulers throughout the Middle East sought this week to assuage concerns that they serve as mere puppets in a vast Jewish conspiracy to manipulate the world, pointing to the fact that unlike Western countries that display a modicum of competence and accountability, and who pursue their policies only at the behest of the Rothschilds, Soroses, and Adelsons of the world, Mideast states remain free of the Jewish puppetmasters who would otherwise impose such intolerable phenomena.

Leaders in Jordan, Iraq, Syria, Qatar, Yemen, and several other Arab states responded to growing concerns about Jewish or “Zionist” control of governments by noting the lack of transparency, proper governance, and political freedom of their regimes, and argued that the absence of those features in their countries proves Jews do not control them.

“Just look at us,” contended Crown Prince Muhammad Bin Salman al-Saud of Saudi Arabia. “The political repression, centralized economy, nepotism, and fomenting of violent religious ideology are the hallmarks of a country not controlled by the Jews. But you take one look at the US, Britain, Canada, or Germany, for example, and the evidence for Jewish control is everywhere: almost unfettered freedom of expression; free and fair elections; elected officials accountable to their constituents; and economies based on more than just oil or foreign aid, to name but a few of the telltale indicators. We Arabs should be glad to live where we do.”

“Everyone knows the US in in the thrall of Jewish money, media, and power,” stated Qatari official Awad Afseemn. “Look how many Jews are prominent in finance, entertainment, news media, and therefore politics. The situation isn’t much different in other Western countries, where you’ll notice Jewish control always goes hand-in-hand with a more or less functioning, accountable government. That can’t be a coincidence. We in the Arab world are proud not to be subject to such influences. Never will you find among us the scourge of Jewish manipulation that is so closely linked to democracy, rule of law, and a government answerable to its citizens.”

Official assurances aside, many citizens and advocacy groups keep urging the public to remain vigilant lest pernicious Jewish influence give rise to undesirable institutions that reek of stability and progress. “Their nefarious methods are always evolving,” observed Iraqi minister Fellanma Hed. “A few years ago our collective backwardness was proof the Jews are stifling us, but the world has shifted, and now it is a point of pride to be barbaric, closed-minded, terrorist sympathizers. Nobody better take that away from us.”

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