Assad Forces Declare 90% Done With Aleppo-Area Genocide

“It will be a matter of mere weeks until we have completed the mission, and one hundred percent of the intended targets are eliminated in and around Aleppo.”

Damascus, December 12 – A spokesman for Syria’s military announced this morning that the army has nearly completed its goals in the Aleppo district, having accomplished nine tenths of the ethnic cleansing and genocide it had set out to do.

Major Aiwil Qillem told reporters that regime forces, with the assistance of Iranian militias, Russian air power, and fighters from the Shiite Lebanese Hezbollah organization, the Syrian military has already claimed the vast majority of the part of Aleppo that had been in rebel hands since the Syrian Civil War began nearly six years ago, and were 90% done with the indiscriminate killing they intended to do when the operation began.

“We are confident it will be a matter of mere weeks until we have completed the mission, and one hundred percent of the intended targets are eliminated in and around Aleppo,” declared Qillem. “The pace of the genocide has proved slower than we anticipated, but our troops are determined to see the mission through and our allies on the ground and in the air have shown steadfast support for our efforts.”

Qillem stressed that the 90% figure applies only to the genocide portion of the operation, and not other elements of the mission. “We have hard numbers on the genocide, given the nature of the operation, but certain statistics still remain murky,” he explained. “For example, I could not give you more than a rough estimate of the number of rapes our soldiers and our allies have committed or will commit during the course of this operation or in its immediate aftermath.”

“Similarly,” he continued, “our ability to put precise numbers on the plunder or wanton destruction of property taking place in Aleppo is limited, and we can only hazard a rough guess that it has yet to reach the 80% mark of the anticipated total. By the same token, the number of victims of torture, whether in Aleppo itself or in a prison facility of some sort removed from the battlefield, is difficult to assess. The most up-to-date statistics I can offer point to two hundred thousand people tortured to date, but that figure applies to the entire pre-war boundaries of the country, and is not divided into geographical units, so I am afraid I can offer little in the way of specifics for Aleppo when it comes to keeping track of the scale of brutal torture and where we stand in terms of our projected target numbers.”

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