"You don't have a plastic bag on you, do you?"
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Man Who Blasts Jews For Loopholes, Shortcuts, Gives Kid Combined Christmas/Birthday Gift
"Those Jews think they can fool God!"
Read More »We Have The Zionists Right Where We Want Them! In Total Control Of Our Positions!
By Fawzi Barhoum, Hamas Official
Read More »Conquest Of NW Syria Actually By Israel, Just Called ‘Turkish’ To Avoid Global Condemnation
Experts differ over the specific benefits that Israel might seek by taking over swaths of distant northern Syria.
Read More »Netanyahu Trial Judge Keeps Calling Recesses To Watch Footage Of IDF Destroying Syrian Weapons
Frequently pausing the playback to point out important details her audience might otherwise have missed.
Read More »Typo Results In Thousands Of Fit, Muscular Troops Converging On IDF Buff Zone
About 95% of the buff soldiers in the zone are men, but the female specimens attract more attention.
Read More »California Still Counting Syria Ballots
"We ask the public's patience," a representative of Governor Gavin Newsom's office posted.
Read More »Union of National Rubber Wig Accessories (UNRWA) Chief Declares Organization ‘Irreplaceable’
Phil Loseroni sent out a series of social media posts this morning.
Read More »Man’s Only Consistent Religious Practice Is Coming 90 Minutes Late To Services
His routine otherwise features no noticeable commitment to everyday practices typical of the orthodox Jewish lifestyle.
Read More »Zionism’s Not Jewish – Most Zionists Aren’t Jewish! Which Is Why We Only Attack Jewish Zionists.
by Zachary Foster
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