“It feels good to have left the whole era of Fake News behind.” Washington, January 21 – Media personalities and commentators marveled today at the lack of corruption and controversy of the current presidential administration, already more than a thousand ...
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Feed SubscriptionEnemy Of Israelites Whose Words Are Recorded For Eternity In Bible Claims He’s Being Silenced
Bil’am laid the groundwork for his “silencing” claim with a warning that he will only speak that which YHWH endorses. Shittim, Transjordan, January 20 – A prophet and sorcerer whose repeated attempts to curse the Lord’s chosen people came to ...
Read More »Hamas Commander Not Sure About Wife’s ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ Kitchen Décor
“You’re not some Karen in the American suburbs who wants to speak to the manager; you’re the wife of a warrior for Islam.” Gaza City, January 19 – The leader of an Islamist militant unit focused on confronting the Zionist ...
Read More »Stupid Likud Thinks It Can Attract Arab Voters With Idiotic Notions Such As Self-Interest, Coexistence
Yet another way in which Netanyahu and his minions are working to undermine democracy. Nazareth, January 18 – The morons who run Israel’s current ruling party apparently believe they can garner votes from the non-Jewish population of the country by ...
Read More »Jerusalem Bakery So Far Resisting Urge To Weigh In On Trump Removal
“One wonders how a business can even function if it focuses only on production, quality control, marketing, management, and accounting.” Jerusalem, January 14 – Proprietors of a neighborhood establishment specializing in pastries, breads, and various confections has to date not ...
Read More »UNWRA To Lexicographers: Add Infinite Descendants To Definition Of ‘Refugee’
The UN has an entire other organization for resettling and caring for refugees as such, and almost none of the Palestine Refugees qualify under the standard definition of ‘refugee.’ Geneva, January 14 – An international organization mandated to see to ...
Read More »My Incitement Focuses On Jews, So At Least My Twitter Account Is Safe
by Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Supreme Leader, Islamic Republic of Iran Tehran, January 13 – Recent uproar over the harsh response to US President Donald Trump’s lifetime banishment from social media giant Twitter has called attention to the tech company’s alleged ...
Read More »Man Filmed Using American Flag To Beat Cop Gets Honorary Iran Citizenship
“This takes our practice of making the US and Israeli flags into doormats to the next level.” Tehran, January 12 – A member of a violent mob storming the US Capitol building last week who wielded a flagpole with the ...
Read More »God Admits To Running “The Mossad” Twitter Account
The Creator of humanity knows a thing or two about human foibles and how hilariously, tragically funny they can be. Kind of like the ‘mishap’ scheduled to hit one of Iran’s sensitive military facilities next week. Tel Aviv, January 11 ...
Read More »IDF Critics Note That Nazis Also Used Weapons, Helmets
Other shared practices include drafting, training, operating an air force, maintaining naval facilities, and wearing uniforms. Geneva, January 7 – Human rights groups and international organizations drew dark parallels today between Israel’s military and Germany under Adolph Hitler, noting that the ...
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