Opinion of the police deteriorated from at or slightly better than opinion of COVID in April to demonstrably worse at present. Tel Aviv, October 8 – A deadly pandemic ravaging the globe garners a more favorable opinion among Israel’s public ...
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By Hassan Ali Paris, October 7 – In the final reckoning, when the time comes to reward those who contributed to the greater good and to assess the penalty for those who stood by – or worse, impeded progress toward ...
Read More »Trump Foes Bracing For Shift To Calling Pence Hitler Instead
“Hitler had various wholesome habits such as not drinking or smoking, and Pence’s approach to cherishing his marriage the way he does calls to mind the Führer.” Bethesda, October 6 – US President Donald Trump’s hospitalizaton following his diagnosis as ...
Read More »New ‘Gen Z’ Siddur Includes Translation Into Emoji
“Today’s young Jews are more fluent in smileys, memes, and gifs than in the stodgy verbiage of the Birnbaum, Artscroll, Koren, or even Sim Shalom.” New York, October 1 – Educational and communal institutions continue to struggle to reach and ...
Read More »Hamas Ask What Point Of Sukkah If Not To Keep Weapons Near Kids
“You don’t exploit that crowded situation to turn the wife, kids, and sisters into human shields? What kind of warped thinking is that? Gaza City, October 1 – Members of the militant Islamist group that rules this coastal Mediterranean territory ...
Read More »UAE, Bahrain Unsure What To Do With Leftover Antisemitic Conspiracy Theories
In contrast, Egypt and Jordan have refrained from total normalization of ties, and continue to traffic in antisemitic and anti-Israel conspiracy theories. Manama, September 30 – Two states that established formal relations with Israel after decades of explicit support for ...
Read More »Cabinet Decides Masks, Distancing Only Apply To ‘Little People’
“Everyone should have grasped long ago that there is a special elite to whom the rules do not apply. It’s actually a little shameful to me that we had to make this explicit after all this time.” Jerusalem, September 24 ...
Read More »Pneumatic Drill Nextdoor Unaware It Cause Of Lockdown Nervous Breakdown
Tightened restrictions imposed over the weekend exacerbated the domestic tensions, but the digging that began toward the end of August cemented their descent into the loony bin. Jerusalem, September 24 – A piece of heavy construction equipment demonstrated no awareness ...
Read More »Penitence Season Allows Me To Call Out Fellow Jews For Insufficient Progressiveness
by Rabbi Jill Jacobs, Truah – the Rabbinic Call for Human Rights New York, September 23 – The period from Rosh Hashanah to Yom Kippur has always loomed large in my calendar, given its centrality in Jewish synagogue life and ...
Read More »Trump Laments Lack Of Black Trans Muslim Immigrant Women Candidates To Replace RBG
“If possible I’d also like the trans immigrant Muslim woman of color to be Jewish, too,” he added, “just like Justice Ginsburg. Jews make good judges. I like Jews.” Washington, September 22 – The President of the United States made ...
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