"It's going to be yuge!"
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To Demonstrate Physical Prowess, Biden Tries Kicking Nuclear Football
Karine Jean-Pierre denied the reports. "The president is doing pushups and squat thrusts as we speak."
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by Agent 42069, Mossad Communications Surveillance Section
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"Bring in that Star Spangled Banner girl instead!"
Read More »Man At Knesset Cafeteria Refuses To Self-Serve, Claims Forced Starvation
"International powers must step in to put a stop to the cruelty."
Read More »Uncoordinated Assassination Squads Gave Arafat’s Polonium Poisoning AIDS
The man died from a boring old infection a few months later instead.
Read More »‘Austere Religious Scholar’ Taken, Islamist Terrorists Compete For Remaining Washington Post Obit Euphemisms
Nasrallah: "Expert Student of Underground Décor."
Read More »Terrorism Survivor Finds Boycott Of Palestinian Products Not Particularly Challenging
"One of the easiest political acts I've ever done. Or not done."
Read More »Pro-Hamas Student Takeover Of Hogwarts Building Ends Badly
The Quibbler ran a cover illustration of a Palestinian child with six fingers and three arms.
Read More »Flee Gaza? What Part Of ‘Palestine Refugee’ Is Unclear?
Think how much more justice we would have in the world had the defeated Germans chosen the path of perpetual Resistance!
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