by Josep Borell, Chief of Foreign Policy, European Union Brussels, September 10 – Europe’s unified approach to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict grows in large part out of the Continent’s ambiguous legacy when it comes to the wholesale slaughter of Jews under ...
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Some admitted greater insult at the absence of Palestine solidarity than had the group expressed explicitly Zionist sensibilities. New York, September 10 – Progressives voiced confusion tinged with shock and outrage today upon discovering that an advocacy group focused on pedestrian safety ...
Read More »Rabbinate Kashrut Supervisors Glad COVID Hasn’t Hampered Grueling Schedule Of Not Inspecting Restaurants
“I haven’t relaxed my standards: I still check that the money has been deposited in my bank before I sign the new certificate.” Jerusalem, September 9 – Members of the capital city’s official religious establishment voiced relief today, following months of ...
Read More »NGOs Could Swear They Saw Palestinian Veto Of Arab-Israel Normalization Enshrined In International Law Somewhere
“It’s all political, and if an Arab country wants to normalize, they can just do it? That can’t be.” New York, September 8 – Human Rights groups, pro-Palestinian activists, and other figures remain convinced they can find a provision in ...
Read More »Ayatollahs Object To COVID Killing 20K Iranians; ‘That’s OUR Job’
The right that only the leadership possesses: to put to death, by whatever means, any persons standing between it and expanding across the land like a plague. Tehran, September 7 – Officials of the Islamic Republic lamented today the ongoing ...
Read More »Report: Even Good Thing Bad If Other Political Side Does It
Many sense it intuitively. Jerusalem, September 3 – Scientific research has confirmed a long-held assumption prevalent among the civically engaged, a new study claims, to the effect that constructive, beneficial acts, policies, or decisions that a government adopts become wrong ...
Read More »Teen Can’t Believe Parents Normalizing Relations With Annoying Sibling
“I’ve gotten my friends to give him the silent treatment, but some of them don’t understand the seriousness of the situation, and they’re lax about it, or don’t adhere to it when they think I’m not paying attention.” Giv’atayim, September ...
Read More »It’s Harder To Instill Jew-Hate In My Students Via Zoom
by Hassan Kiswani, Palestinian educator Jenin, September 2 – Coronavirus has upended routine in numerous ways, chief among them the regular attendance of children at school or childcare. Teachers, parents, and students throughout the world struggle this week to resume ...
Read More »After Erekat On Diplomacy, Harvard Taps Madoff To Teach Accounting
Mr. Madoff is slated to deliver his lectures via Zoom from federal prison. Cambridge, Massachusetts, September 1 – One of the nation’s leading educational institutions followed up its hiring last week of a prominent Palestinian diplomat, with nothing to show ...
Read More »Progressive Jews Puzzled By Isaiah Foreseeing Jewish Prayer On Temple Mount
“Awkward, especially when we’re trying to ingratiate ourselves to other progressive activist groups.” New York, August 31 – Preparations for the upcoming High Holidays in numerous progressive synagogues and temples have prompted more anxiety in 2020 than in years past, ...
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