“Give some credit to the American media for showing the way on how to save all the adversarial coverage for when a conservative is in office.” Jerusalem, May 26 – News and commentary figures across the country voiced satisfaction today from ...
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Feed SubscriptionMan Pays For Strangers’ Groceries, Gets Arrested: ‘No Israeli Earns That Much Money Legally’
“If you’re not overdrawn on your checking account, there’s no way you’re not involved in something dirty.” Jerusalem, May 25 – A would-be philanthropist found himself in a holding cell at the Russian Compound headquarters of the Jerusalem District Police ...
Read More »Arab Demonization Of Israel An Israeli Plot To Keep Out Arabs Fleeing Arab Tyranny
Leaders feared becoming overwhelmed by Arab refugees whose sheer numbers would negate the country as a Jewish state. Tel Aviv, May 21 – Document leaks from within an Israeli intelligence organization revealed this week that longstanding animosity from surrounding Arab ...
Read More »Saying ‘Before Islamic Conquest of Palestine’ Is Like ‘Before The Big Bang’ – Meaningless
by Imam Aswalo Mafissis Mogadishu, Somalia, May 21 – Let us dispense once and for all with the wrong-headed notion that Jewish exile and longing for return can in any way trump the Islamic claim to Palestine, because exploring those ...
Read More »De Blasio Getting Flak For PSA With Image Of Yarmulke-Wearing Virus
“We should be coming together to combat this virus and the kikes who spread it, not playing the blame game over racial tensions.” New York, May 20 – The mayor of the US’s largest city faced criticism today after the ...
Read More »Hanania, Mishael, Azaria Look At 5-Day Forecast, Opt To Stay In Furnace
Imperial authorities cast the trio in to the furnace after the three defied a royal edict demanding that all subjects bow to the statue of an idol. Valley of Dura, May 19 – Three Jews cast into a fiery oven ...
Read More »Jordan To Extradite Terrorist If US Also Takes Rest Of Palestinian Population
Recent actions and statements by government officials may indicate a shift in their assessment of her benefit to them. Amman, May 18 – Hashemite Kingdom officials announced today they will consider a longtime US request to detain and hand over ...
Read More »Knesset Passes Law Prohibiting Coronavirus From Infecting MKs
“We can move on the legislation that bans coronavirus from other critical places, such as nursing homes, but that might be a tad ambitious at this stage.” Jerusalem, May 14 – Israeli lawmakers pre-empted various proceedings today surrounding the imminent ...
Read More »6,922nd Reply To Twitter Post Thinks He Made Real Difference
“Having the real truth out there now is crucial, in this era of fake news and misinformation.” Nahariyya, May 14 – A resident of this sleepy city on the Mediterranean voiced satisfaction today after he submitted the latest of what ...
Read More »Afghanistan War Photographer Hopes His Work Makes It Big Enough To Be Recaptioned ‘Gaza’
“The real indication that those images really touch something in the human soul will be if Palestinians and their allies find those photos stirring or heartbreaking enough to serve their disinformation purposes.” Kabul, May 13 – A photojournalist who focuses ...
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