By Daniel Gos, Twitter antisemite Hanlon’s Razor admonishes us, “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity,” but that piece of advice fails to account for the axiomatic evil inherent in those of the Hebrew persuasion. I ...
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“Not that I think Israel’s existence is a good thing per se,” he hurried to clarify. Boston, April 6 – Coronavirus has forced numerous entertainment enterprises to shut down for the foreseeable future, including big-time operations such as Major League ...
Read More »Unaware Imams Promised Them Immunity, Coronavirus Kills Muslims Too
“We need an inquiry into whose job it was to inform the coronavirus only to attack infidels.” Gaza City, April 2 – A pathogen responsible for tens of thousands of deaths worldwide and hundreds of thousands more with life-threatening respiratory ...
Read More »COVID19: Iranian Authorities Warn Public Against Conspiracy Theories That Don’t Blame Jews
The widely-accepted vector of coronavirus to humans, that of a “wet market” in China where various exotic animals are sold as food, fails to account for Jewish evil. Tehran, April 2 – Public health and security officials in the Islamic ...
Read More »Rivals: Netanyahu Can’t Govern Properly When Quarantined With Nothing Else To Do
“An incapacitated prime minister isn’t something we want as a nation, unless we’re trying to incapacitate him because we don’t like his politics.” Jerusalem, April 1 – Opposition figures continued to insist today that incumbent Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu must ...
Read More »Goat Blood Unavailable, Man Paints Doorpost With Soy Sauce
He took the measures in response to the climbing figure of coronavirus patients in Israel. Jerusalem, March 31 – A local resident fearful of coronavirus decided not to wait until the eve of Passover to take certain traditional protective measures ...
Read More »Shift To Work-From-Home A Snap For Hamas Bombmakers Using Family As Human Shields
“We’ve been following the work-from-home model for more than a decade.” Gaza City, March 30 – Changes in professional habits in response to the dangers of the coronavirus pandemic have resulted in struggles for many employees and contractors transitioning to ...
Read More »Before I Judge An Act I Ask If Israel Did It, And Then I Judge
by Issa Amro, Palestinian activist Hebron, March 26 – Philosophers and thinkers have long grappled with the nature of a given act: its context, its purpose, and of course its effects, to determine whether that act complies with or violates ...
Read More »Europeans Stymied By Lack Of Jews To Massacre Over Plague
“All we can do is practice social distancing and increase testing. It’s going to be rough.” Madrid, March 26 – As coronavirus overwhelms medical systems across the continent, local and national figures have voiced increasing concern that their society’s traditional ...
Read More »Lockdown Violators: Torah Study Will Protect From Coronavirus As It Protected Yeshivas Of Europe From Holocaust
“Torah is the best guardian,” intoned a young man, citing a martyred sage. Jerusalem, March 25 – Students disregarding official warnings to avoid leaving the home if at all possible and not to congregate or spend time in proximity with ...
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