“Let our past behavior be your guide to how we will spend these funds.” Tehran, April 28 – Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s sanctions- and coronavirus-battered regime urged the international community today to break with the United States and reopen commercial ties, ...
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“I had my eye on the ministry of money laundering.” Nahariya, April 27 – The half-dozen citizens whose names have not been included in the roster of ministers forming the new national unity government admitted today they feel left out, ...
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A neighbor declined to be identified by name, citing concerns of associated shame in the deeply conservative society of secular Israelis. Jerusalem, April 23 – Neighbors, relatives, and friends of a local resident expressed shock this morning upon discovering that he had ...
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“The question we must ask ourselves is twofold: first, whose fault is it, and second, why bother asking when we know it’s always Israel’s fault?” Maaleh Adummim, April 23 – A ramming and stabbing attack against an Israel Border Guard ...
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by Zarah Sultana, Labour Party MP for Coventry South London, 21 April – Thank goodness that’s done. Feigning concern for the welfare of Jews one day a year on the anniversary of the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising exacts a price in ...
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“If you’re Jewish, don’t betray your brethren by cheapening the Holocaust for personal gain or political capital, you kapo.” Washington, DC, April 21 – Researchers at the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum in the nation’s capital repeated their warning today ...
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Chances of encountering useful opposition, i.e. an acceptable level of spitting shoving, and shouting for PR purposes, are close to nil. Jerusalem, April 20 – A group of feminism activists who mark the start of each Jewish month with a ...
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“Sailing into this area wearing nothing but an American flag and expecting to be left alone is disingenuous at the very least.” Tehran – Officials of the Islamic Republic today dismissed allegations that its small craft had come dangerously close ...
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“I cannot overstate the danger of letting those who think differently from disciples of Aharon Barak exert any lasting influence.” Tel Aviv, April 14 – Members of a narrow slice of the electorate with effective control of political and cultural institutions continue ...
Read More »“Oh, boy, yeah, dodged a bullet there,” he declared in the presence of his disappointed parents, a little too loudly. “Just crushed.” Jerusalem, April 13 – A local teenager confessed he is oh, yeah, absolutely let down at the current ...
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