"Concerns over my mental acuity and physical stamina are being used to mask political machinations."
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Politician Unsure He Has Enough Divorces To Qualify For High Office
"If I value my marriage, what can I even achieve, other than cultural attaché in some godforsaken hellhole?"
Read More »Monster Under Gaza Child’s Bed Cramped By Hamas Tunnel Shaft
"I can't do my job under these conditions."
Read More »Assassin Assigned To Kill ‘US President’ Arrested Before He Could Target Jill, Hunter
Pro-Iran-regime voices boasted of clocking that Jill and Hunter were the acting chief executives in 2018.
Read More »New Diet Exploits ‘Pics Or It Didn’t Happen’ Method
Obesity in western countries took off around the same time as everyone posting photos of their food on social media.
Read More »Pudding Makers Vie For Rights To Biden’s Brain
NY Times acknowledgement of Biden's brain-pudding has removed industry's barriers to acting on it.
Read More »Fatwa: No, Pepsi Is NOT OK
A new bottle design features blue and white, identified with Zionism.
Read More »Community Shocked: Chabad Family Has No Sons Called Menachem Mendel, Shneur Zalman
"Something doesn't add up."
Read More »Knesset Tricks Just Stop Oil Into Providing New Committee Room Paint Job
"I'd have picked a different color, but yellow is fine."
Read More »Visitors At Hamas Booth At Columbia Job Fair Disappointed By Lack Of Sloganeering Positions
"I thought my experience holding a janitor hostage would be an asset."
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