“Torah is the best guardian,” intoned a young man, citing a martyred sage. Jerusalem, March 25 – Students disregarding official warnings to avoid leaving the home if at all possible and not to congregate or spend time in proximity with ...
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“Oh, good, finally some acknowledgement for my case,” mused Maryam Farouk, 38. “Can I leave my bedroom yet?” Damascus, March 24 – Almost ten thousand COVID19-positive citizens in the Syrian Arab Republic claim to be the single patient that the ...
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“It would be absurd to suggest that a party that got less than a third of the vote, and could not forge an alliance with enough others to form a majority, should get to lead,” they each argued. Jerusalem, March ...
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“Give me some time with the leaders of the parties to the conflict and I’ll get them to see the correct decision, if they know what’s good for them.” Giv’at Shmuel, March 19 – Heads of a family who have so ...
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Field testing a device to prevent sneezes or coughs from reaching people on the Israeli side of the border. Gaza Envelope, March 19 – Israel’s Combat Means Development Authority has produced a prototype device to interdict viral particles expelled by ...
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Jerusalem, March 18 – Dear Diary, The situation continues to look grim. Our stocks of precious toilet paper look visibly diminished – we may have only seventeen rolls remaining – and Rose continues to obsess about running out of toothpaste. ...
Read More »The National Guard imposed the siege despite a complete lack of rockets, incendiary balloons, attack tunnels, and other military threats. New Rochelle, New York, March 17 – A Palestinian spending time on this side of the Atlantic found himself subject ...
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No one provoking the Jews into shooting at the protesters may put everyone at risk by increasing the danger of infection. Near the Gaza-Israel border fence, March 16 – Leaders of the Islamist terrorist group that governs this coastal territory ...
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A pilgrimage festival under current circumstances will prove an epidemiological nightmare. Jerusalem, March 12 – Ministering angels disclosed today that the Almighty has begun consultation with His advisory board regarding the possibility of delaying this year’s observance of the Feast of ...
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Setbacks and humiliations have for some unfathomable reason not indicated that they have fallen out of divine favor, nor how they might restore that favor. Tehran, March 12 – Actions by the regime running this Islamic Republic indicate that the people in ...
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