“We actually see Netanyahu as lame-duck prime minister serving almost as long as he has at the head of a full-fledged government.” Tel Aviv, March 11 – Political and statistical groups confirmed today they intend to get a head start on the ...
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“The two of them stared daggers at each other for a full fifteen minutes.” Ra’anana, March 10 – Students at a local high school recalled an embarrassing episode that took place on Sunday, when two of their number observed the ...
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“This type of vehement response is exactly what every government should be implementing.” Bethlehem, March 9 – Failure of an effort to suppress the news of a Dutch woman subjected to repeated forced sex by a group of city residents ...
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by Saeb Erekat, Chief Palestinian Negotiator Ramallah, March 5 – We Palestinians have grown tired of the contention that we demand a state with no Jews in it. Not only does it distract from the core issue of our statelessness ...
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“I, too, persist in categorizing myself as indigenous to a place when in reality, my ancestors were the colonizers.” Boston, March 5 – A Massachusetts senator campaigning to become the Democratic Party’s nominee for the next US presidential election, and ...
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Their ideas for low-cut, high-hemmed, sex-ambiguous garments for the Israelite priesthood garnered not a single divine glance. Wilderness of Sinai, March 4 – Uproar hit the world of high fashion today following the announcement that the Almighty has selected an ...
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Every citizen must undergo at least one official face-licking by the 15th of April, eight days before the Islamic holy month of Ramadan. Tehran, March 3 – Islamic Republic authorities embarked on a new public safety and public order measure ...
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“The only way… is to get all up in the business of as many voters as possible, not to allow them the one thing that protects what remains of their sanity.” Jerusalem, March 2 – Representatives from all the parties ...
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“I only woke up like four times, not including my usual 3 AM bathroom run.” Ramat Gan, February 27 – A resident who shared his numerous ideas with his wife about getting a jump on preparations for a Jewish festival ...
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“Handlers select specific terrorists they assess will respond positively to an invitation, and engage them in the ‘persona’ of the sheep or goat.” Tel Aviv, February 27 – Israel’s intelligence agency augmented its achievements this week in the ongoing confrontation ...
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