“I cannot overstate the danger of letting those who think differently from disciples of Aharon Barak exert any lasting influence.” Tel Aviv, April 14 – Members of a narrow slice of the electorate with effective control of political and cultural institutions continue ...
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Feed SubscriptionCorona: Bar Mitzva Boy Totally Crushed By Being Unable To Humiliate Self In Front Of Friends
“Oh, boy, yeah, dodged a bullet there,” he declared in the presence of his disappointed parents, a little too loudly. “Just crushed.” Jerusalem, April 13 – A local teenager confessed he is oh, yeah, absolutely let down at the current ...
Read More »Plot To Poison Jews At Restaurants Proceeding Unevenly Amid Lockdown
The report did not identify the restaurants. Beirut, April 12 – A Shiite terrorist group that planned an elaborate scheme to kill the patrons in kosher establishments in Israel, North America, and Europe reported little progress of late, an intelligence ...
Read More »Never Attribute To Malice What Can Be Explained By Stupidity, Unless Jews Are Involved
By Daniel Gos, Twitter antisemite Hanlon’s Razor admonishes us, “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity,” but that piece of advice fails to account for the axiomatic evil inherent in those of the Hebrew persuasion. I ...
Read More »MLB Canceled, Sox Fan Still Has Israel To Hate
“Not that I think Israel’s existence is a good thing per se,” he hurried to clarify. Boston, April 6 – Coronavirus has forced numerous entertainment enterprises to shut down for the foreseeable future, including big-time operations such as Major League ...
Read More »Unaware Imams Promised Them Immunity, Coronavirus Kills Muslims Too
“We need an inquiry into whose job it was to inform the coronavirus only to attack infidels.” Gaza City, April 2 – A pathogen responsible for tens of thousands of deaths worldwide and hundreds of thousands more with life-threatening respiratory ...
Read More »COVID19: Iranian Authorities Warn Public Against Conspiracy Theories That Don’t Blame Jews
The widely-accepted vector of coronavirus to humans, that of a “wet market” in China where various exotic animals are sold as food, fails to account for Jewish evil. Tehran, April 2 – Public health and security officials in the Islamic ...
Read More »Rivals: Netanyahu Can’t Govern Properly When Quarantined With Nothing Else To Do
“An incapacitated prime minister isn’t something we want as a nation, unless we’re trying to incapacitate him because we don’t like his politics.” Jerusalem, April 1 – Opposition figures continued to insist today that incumbent Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu must ...
Read More »Goat Blood Unavailable, Man Paints Doorpost With Soy Sauce
He took the measures in response to the climbing figure of coronavirus patients in Israel. Jerusalem, March 31 – A local resident fearful of coronavirus decided not to wait until the eve of Passover to take certain traditional protective measures ...
Read More »Shift To Work-From-Home A Snap For Hamas Bombmakers Using Family As Human Shields
“We’ve been following the work-from-home model for more than a decade.” Gaza City, March 30 – Changes in professional habits in response to the dangers of the coronavirus pandemic have resulted in struggles for many employees and contractors transitioning to ...
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