Other sources remain available, and cheaper alternatives certainly exist, such as all the African migrants now in southern Tel Aviv. Kissufim, January 29 – Military sources report that the freshness, flavor, and tenderness of the flesh from kidnapped children under ...
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Feed SubscriptionI’m A Little Disappointed You Used ALL The Balloons As Bombs And Didn’t Even Save ONE For My Birthday, Ahmad
by Qusai Qawasmeh, Hamas field operative A field outside Kahn Younis, Gaza Strip, January 27 – Ahmad, I can’t believe this. You didn’t even leave a single balloon over from making bombs, and you KNEW today’s my birthday? I’m shocked. ...
Read More »Tlaib Apologizes For Deleting Tweet Falsely Accusing Israel Of Killing Palestinian Boy
The lawmaker resolved to stick to her anti-Israel and antisemitic rhetorical guns – though she has not specifically ruled out non-rhetorical ones. Washington, January 28 – A Congresswoman who shared a false online post regarding a Palestinian child, according to ...
Read More »If Not Now To Offer ‘Ultra-ULTRA-Orthodox’ Rabbinic Ordination
“We’re used to taking terms and redefining them to suit our purposes. Why not do that to the entire institution of rabbinics?” New York, January 23 – Two progressive, pro-Palestinian organizations that play up Jewish connections and names to bolster their ...
Read More »Gosh, Iran Just Can’t Remember Where It Put Black Box From Downed Airliner
“You’re not going to believe this.” Tehran, January 23 – Backtracking on an earlier refusal to supply the flight data recorder from a civilian passenger jet that the regime’s air defense batteries shot down two weeks ago, the Islamic Republic ...
Read More »Unprecedented Ties With Arab States Just Netanyahu Bid To Hide Diplomatic Isolation
“Everyone knows relations with the Arab world can’t happen unless and until we make peace with the Palestinians.” Jerusalem, January 22 – Critics of Israel’s politically embattled prime minister repeated their accusation today that the country’s unprecedented establishment of trade ...
Read More »Insurance Won’t Accept ‘Israel Opened Dams’ As Valid Cause For Flooded House
“We should sue.” Sderot, January 21 – A resident of this town in the Gaza Envelop district voiced anger today upon discovering that his homeowner’s policy will not cover damage caused to the residence following significant rainfall without proof of ...
Read More »Female Palestinian Terrorist Lifetime Pensions Only 70% Of Males’
In terms of wage discrimination of this type, Palestine performs no better than any Western country. Ramallah, January 20 – Feminist organizations voiced outrage this week upon the publication of statistics indicating that Palestinian Authority payments to murderers of Jewish ...
Read More »Climate Change Proving Difficult Cause For Palestinians To Hijack
The fight against climate change doesn’t register as a priority among enough people outside the Soros-funded matrix of NGOs. Melbourne, January 16 – Progressive activists seeking to link every cause to the struggle for Palestinian independence confessed today they have ...
Read More »I Think You’re All Too Stupid To Realize This Is Satire, by Rabbi Jill Jacobs
by Rabbi Jill Jacobs, Truah – The Rabbinic Call For Human Rights New York, January 11 – Several weeks ago this site published an article in my name, without my consent or input, that attributed to me statements I have ...
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