“Forgoing attempts to kill Jews is like forgoing air. You can manage it for a little while, but in the end you can’t help it.” Ramallah, February 3 – Officials in the ruling Fatah faction of the Palestine Liberation Organization, ...
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Feed SubscriptionBibi Vows Not To Let Fateful Opportunity Get In Way Of Politics As Usual
“I will continue to work as hard as I can to make sure this episode causes no interruption in my use of power for personal gain.” Jerusalem, January 30 – Israel’s embattled prime minister promised his citizens today that he ...
Read More »Israelis Can’t Wait For New Dawn After Trump Plan Changes Nothing
“With this plan on the table, we can look forward to more of the same. It’s huge.” Sderot, Gaza Envelope, January 30 – Two days after US President Donald Trump’s grand announcement of a comprehensive peace plan for Israel and ...
Read More »IDF Mess Halls Notice Declining Quality Of Palestinian Child Meat
Other sources remain available, and cheaper alternatives certainly exist, such as all the African migrants now in southern Tel Aviv. Kissufim, January 29 – Military sources report that the freshness, flavor, and tenderness of the flesh from kidnapped children under ...
Read More »I’m A Little Disappointed You Used ALL The Balloons As Bombs And Didn’t Even Save ONE For My Birthday, Ahmad
by Qusai Qawasmeh, Hamas field operative A field outside Kahn Younis, Gaza Strip, January 27 – Ahmad, I can’t believe this. You didn’t even leave a single balloon over from making bombs, and you KNEW today’s my birthday? I’m shocked. ...
Read More »Tlaib Apologizes For Deleting Tweet Falsely Accusing Israel Of Killing Palestinian Boy
The lawmaker resolved to stick to her anti-Israel and antisemitic rhetorical guns – though she has not specifically ruled out non-rhetorical ones. Washington, January 28 – A Congresswoman who shared a false online post regarding a Palestinian child, according to ...
Read More »If Not Now To Offer ‘Ultra-ULTRA-Orthodox’ Rabbinic Ordination
“We’re used to taking terms and redefining them to suit our purposes. Why not do that to the entire institution of rabbinics?” New York, January 23 – Two progressive, pro-Palestinian organizations that play up Jewish connections and names to bolster their ...
Read More »Gosh, Iran Just Can’t Remember Where It Put Black Box From Downed Airliner
“You’re not going to believe this.” Tehran, January 23 – Backtracking on an earlier refusal to supply the flight data recorder from a civilian passenger jet that the regime’s air defense batteries shot down two weeks ago, the Islamic Republic ...
Read More »Unprecedented Ties With Arab States Just Netanyahu Bid To Hide Diplomatic Isolation
“Everyone knows relations with the Arab world can’t happen unless and until we make peace with the Palestinians.” Jerusalem, January 22 – Critics of Israel’s politically embattled prime minister repeated their accusation today that the country’s unprecedented establishment of trade ...
Read More »Insurance Won’t Accept ‘Israel Opened Dams’ As Valid Cause For Flooded House
“We should sue.” Sderot, January 21 – A resident of this town in the Gaza Envelop district voiced anger today upon discovering that his homeowner’s policy will not cover damage caused to the residence following significant rainfall without proof of ...
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