The fight against climate change doesn’t register as a priority among enough people outside the Soros-funded matrix of NGOs. Melbourne, January 16 – Progressive activists seeking to link every cause to the struggle for Palestinian independence confessed today they have ...
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Feed SubscriptionI Think You’re All Too Stupid To Realize This Is Satire, by Rabbi Jill Jacobs
by Rabbi Jill Jacobs, Truah – The Rabbinic Call For Human Rights New York, January 11 – Several weeks ago this site published an article in my name, without my consent or input, that attributed to me statements I have ...
Read More »Korah Goes With Plan B; Failed To Find Problematic Old Tweets By Moses
Some of the conspirators relish the prospect of direct confrontation. K’helata, Wilderness of Sinai, January 15 – The leaders of an incipient rebellion against the established Israelite leadership have decided on a more frontal approach than they had previously considered, witnesses reported ...
Read More »Iran: UN Will Ignore Crackdown – No Jews Involved
“I mean, just look at Syria.” Tehran, January 14 – Leaders of the Islamic republic voiced confidence today amid a continuing deadly repression of protests against the regime, according to regime sources in the capital, predicting that international bodies of ...
Read More »Kahlon To Quit Politics, Spend More Time With Failed Economic Policies
“It’s time to set aside the political machinations that took up so much of my time and to go elsewhere, to focus on nurturing those lousy, counterproductive ideas in the warm environment of my Haifa home.” Jerusalem, January 13 – A ...
Read More »Police Baffled At 0 Murders Amid Jerusalem Gentrification
Everyone discussing Monsey and Jersey City knows gentrification is the root problem. Jerusalem, January 13 – The historic neighborhood of Nachlaot in the center of this city has seen numerous demographic shifts in its decades-long transition from slum to hipster, ...
Read More »After US-Iran Escalation, Israel Braces For More Empty Threats
Iran remains stretched thin militarily and economically, and its allies in the region face their own difficulties, making attacks on Israel less likely. Tel Aviv, January 9 – IDF and government officials maintained a heightened state of alert today in ...
Read More »Jews Selfishly Hogging Limelight By Getting Killed
“The rest of us have to manufacture concepts such as ‘Islamophobia’ to get attention.” New York, January 8 – American social justice activists voiced annoyance again today at members of the Hebrew persuasion for claiming all the compelling roles of victim ...
Read More »Better Pack Up The Missiles, Boys – There Was a Rally In Brooklyn
by Yahya Sinwar, Hamas Chief Gaza City, January 7 – Thank you, gentlemen, for attending this meeting on such short notice. I know we – you – have important projects and initiatives to oversee, not to mention families who require ...
Read More »Daf Yomi Celebration Gives Jets/Giants Home Field Idea Of What Joy Is
“New York football success on this field isn’t so old that it’s irrelevant, but it’s just far enough in the past that its absence still sucks the joy out of life.” East Rutherford, New Jersey, January 6 – The five ...
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