by Rabbi Jill Jacobs, Truah Rabbis EDITOR’S NOTE: The putative author of this opinion piece thinks you’re too stupid to realize its satirical nature and that it does not reflect her actual views. She did not, in fact, write this. ...
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“You can bet every single person before us will run overtime and mess up all the complicated arrangements we’ve made.” Hebron, December 17 – A local patriarch with more than a dozen offspring scrambled to find a logistical solution to ...
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“Damn,” thought the god, smacking himself on the brow. “Pun intended.” Tyre, December 16 – An ancient deity who exercised power over rainfall and related weather phenomena smacked his divine forehead today upon realizing he could have avoided tension in his ...
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The causative link also exists in wider Arab society throughout the Middle East, where both video games and regular elections of any real democratic import remain vanishingly rare. Tel Aviv, December 12 – Researchers seeking to explain the many more rounds of ...
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Use of cheap, probably toxic or radioactive, alternatives to genuine food ingredients in Israel dates back to economic constraints of the state’s formative years. Jerusalem, December 12 – Patrons of a local confectionery and pastry establishment watched an employee of ...
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Not for lack of trying. Near Gaza border fence with Israel, December 11 – Organizers of the once-weekly violent demonstrations against Israel at this location today confessed experiencing unprecedented built-up tension since last month’s bursts of rocket fire into Jewish ...
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“Corbyn is our friend, after all, and not just on Facebook.” Gaza City, December 10 – Members of the Islamist militant group that governs this coastal territory criticized today attempts to compromise the work of the organization’s unit to manipulate public ...
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by Mahmoud Abbas, President, Palestinian Authority, and Chairman, Palestine Liberation Organization Ramallah, December 9 – President Donald Trump and his advisers have tries to generate excitement over their impending Deal of the Century to resolve the conflict between us and ...
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Fake fossils to test faith vs. fake artifacts to displace indigenous Palestinians. Jerusalem, December 5 – Time-traveling Zionists tasked with manufacturing a convincing ancient history for Jewish presence and sovereignty in the Holy Land clashed with the Creator, witnesses report, ...
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“A few hundred, or even a few thousand, dead civilians isn’t always a big deal. Context matters when calling for BDS.” New York, December 5 – Leaders of the Boycott, Divest, Sanctions movement that targets Israel over treatment of Palestinians ...
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