“Two, four, six, eight, no bestiality means hate! Three, five, seven, nine, so what if my lover’s ovine?!” London, February 5 – Activists demonstrated here today against World Health Organization guidelines to prevent the further spread of a dangerous pathogen, ...
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Feed SubscriptionAbbas Vows To Find Voodoo Doll Behind Lack Of Palestinian Free Will
“The only explanation for our people and their leadership repeatedly refusing to demonstrate any sense that they possess any political or moral agency.” Ramallah, February 4 – The president of the body that governs the vast majority of Palestinians in ...
Read More »Palestinian Leadership To Reestablish Relevance By Sticking To Failed Approach
“Forgoing attempts to kill Jews is like forgoing air. You can manage it for a little while, but in the end you can’t help it.” Ramallah, February 3 – Officials in the ruling Fatah faction of the Palestine Liberation Organization, ...
Read More »Bibi Vows Not To Let Fateful Opportunity Get In Way Of Politics As Usual
“I will continue to work as hard as I can to make sure this episode causes no interruption in my use of power for personal gain.” Jerusalem, January 30 – Israel’s embattled prime minister promised his citizens today that he ...
Read More »Israelis Can’t Wait For New Dawn After Trump Plan Changes Nothing
“With this plan on the table, we can look forward to more of the same. It’s huge.” Sderot, Gaza Envelope, January 30 – Two days after US President Donald Trump’s grand announcement of a comprehensive peace plan for Israel and ...
Read More »IDF Mess Halls Notice Declining Quality Of Palestinian Child Meat
Other sources remain available, and cheaper alternatives certainly exist, such as all the African migrants now in southern Tel Aviv. Kissufim, January 29 – Military sources report that the freshness, flavor, and tenderness of the flesh from kidnapped children under ...
Read More »I’m A Little Disappointed You Used ALL The Balloons As Bombs And Didn’t Even Save ONE For My Birthday, Ahmad
by Qusai Qawasmeh, Hamas field operative A field outside Kahn Younis, Gaza Strip, January 27 – Ahmad, I can’t believe this. You didn’t even leave a single balloon over from making bombs, and you KNEW today’s my birthday? I’m shocked. ...
Read More »Tlaib Apologizes For Deleting Tweet Falsely Accusing Israel Of Killing Palestinian Boy
The lawmaker resolved to stick to her anti-Israel and antisemitic rhetorical guns – though she has not specifically ruled out non-rhetorical ones. Washington, January 28 – A Congresswoman who shared a false online post regarding a Palestinian child, according to ...
Read More »If Not Now To Offer ‘Ultra-ULTRA-Orthodox’ Rabbinic Ordination
“We’re used to taking terms and redefining them to suit our purposes. Why not do that to the entire institution of rabbinics?” New York, January 23 – Two progressive, pro-Palestinian organizations that play up Jewish connections and names to bolster their ...
Read More »Gosh, Iran Just Can’t Remember Where It Put Black Box From Downed Airliner
“You’re not going to believe this.” Tehran, January 23 – Backtracking on an earlier refusal to supply the flight data recorder from a civilian passenger jet that the regime’s air defense batteries shot down two weeks ago, the Islamic Republic ...
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