Officials admitted they find it difficult to identify any phenomenon other than Rabin’s assassination that paints the left in a positive light and the right in a negative one, given that the left’s policies resulted in so much carnage. Tel ...
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Feed SubscriptionChild Grounded Repeatedly For Same Offense Wonders Why Israel Can’t Just Ground Palestinians To Solve Conflict
“I know I would think twice if I had to face restrictive consequences when I did something wrong again and again. We should really do something like that.” Jerusalem, November 4 – A local gradeschooler who has lost privileges again ...
Read More »‘Monsters, Inc.’ Documentary Explores Israel Harvesting Palestinian Children’s Screams For Energy
“No one talks about Palestine except for every organ of the UN, a disproportionate number of NGOs, and tens of thousands of political and cultural figures.” Ramallah, October 31 – Academics and political advocates focusing on the Middle East in ...
Read More »Omar Warns Recognizing Armenian Genocide Leads To Recognizing Holocaust, Israel, Jewish Rights
“Maybe one day when recognizing the Armenian Genocide doesn’t carry so many risks that put my antisemitic anti-Zionism in jeopardy, we can reconsider this question.” Washington, October 31 – One of the few Congressional representatives not to vote in favor ...
Read More »Islam Is A Jewish Plot To Destabilize The Middle East
by Abdallah Qardash, Khalif, Islamic State Somewhere in Northeast Syria or Northwest Iraq, October 30 – Our movement’s recent setbacks, including the assassination of Khalif al-Baghdadi and his chief spokesman, point to a disturbing fact: our fellow Muslims have provided ...
Read More »Advocacy Group Denies Failed Terrorist Attacks Have Anything To Do With Islam
“We cannot overstate the importance of truth in governing Muslim-American relations.” Washington, October 29 – A prominent organization for Muslims in the US issued a disclaimer today cautioning Americans in general, and journalists in particular, not to conflate violence that fills ...
Read More »Turkey Insists Made Al-Baghdadi Op Possible, No Armenian Genocide, Erdogan Not Gay
Turkish sources failed to provide concrete evidence of any of the subject assertions. Ankara, October 28 – A day after an audacious American strike may have killed the leader of the notorious Islamic State terrorist group in northeastern Syria, Turkish officials clamored ...
Read More »All Parties Reaffirm Support For/From Sex Offenders As Long As Expedient
A crucial measure at a time when those who exploit vulnerable victims for lustful satisfaction or for a sense of power face increasing isolation and threats to their continued political influence. Jerusalem, October 24 – Every delegation to the Knesset restated its ...
Read More »Man Explains Perpetual Tardiness As Rejection Of Culture That Produced Nazism
He arrived at his conscious ideological position after years of implementing it in practice. Jerusalem, October 24 – A resident with a propensity for lateness insisted today that his habitual tardiness represents a philosophical position that specifically differs from the ...
Read More »AP Style Guide Update: All Jews Now ‘Armed Settlers’
Decades of AP framing have helped cement in the popular consciousness the image of the greedy, violent, usurping Israeli Jew as the starting point for any news involving Israel. Jerusalem, October 10 – A leading news organization whose decisions on terminology ...
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