PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

"If we are going to serve as the stenographers for Islamists, we bloody well better convey the most up-to-date, in-season Hamas talking points."

One man acknowledged he could tolerate a café instead of a hair or nail salon.

"I, for one, am pleased that Egypt has kept its border with Gaza."

by Hussein Wiblash, Hamas fighter

He has acknowledged he has no knowledge of Hebrew, Jewish hermeneutics, or Talmud.

Previous decisions have upheld or clarified related jurisprudential and litigation principles such as the 'It Takes One to Know One' argument.

"Houthis fail to appreciate is that they only spawn more Israeli soldiers with each drone launch at Israel," not a single diplomat has observed.

"It doesn't count when indigenous people do it."

"If I don't get sanctioned by Biden, does that mean I don't rate? That I have no value?"

"Washington's restaurant scene is laughable. Tel Aviv is so much better. We're considering running our embassy to the US from there."