None left to change clothes or to raise the awkward subject with the identically-attired others.
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Foes Thought Mass Flight Of Israelis They Imagined Post-10/7 Would Dent Population By Now
"Our premises can't be wrong - those are axiomatic," he explained, detailing the difficulty.
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"Some large ships from Iran bound for us have also disappeared. I don't know if they had sloped roofs installed."
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"It's going to be yuge!"
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Karine Jean-Pierre denied the reports. "The president is doing pushups and squat thrusts as we speak."
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by Agent 42069, Mossad Communications Surveillance Section
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"Bring in that Star Spangled Banner girl instead!"
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"International powers must step in to put a stop to the cruelty."
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The man died from a boring old infection a few months later instead.
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Nasrallah: "Expert Student of Underground Décor."
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