The phenomenon of combating the dual loyalty of Jews to Israel with the dual loyalty of others to Palestine has migrated far beyond Britain’s borders, and in fact originated in the Muslim world. Islington, November 20 – Britain’s Opposition Leader in Parliament ...
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by Omar Shakir, Human Rights Watch New York, November 19 – Hello, thank you, how do you do? Yes, I do, thank you very much. My, what a lovely home. Well, except for all the bad decorating, maintenance, management, parenting, ...
Read More »Obama-Era Officials Figure Iran’s No-Nukes Fatwa Stored Together With No-Shooting-Protesters Fatwa
Ben Rhodes added that Americans can make the same confident assumption about China’s Muslim Uighur minority. Washington, November 18 – Former cabinet members and other people within the administration of the previous US president again assured Americans they need not ...
Read More »Iran Reaffirms Resolve To Fight Israel Down To Last Palestinian
“We will supply you with whatever you need until there are no more left of you to supply.” Tehran, November 14 – Leaders of the Islamic Republic asserted again their commitment to combating the existence of the Jewish State until ...
Read More »Israelis Admit Tenser About More Elections Than About More Rockets
Accepting pointless elections every few months as an inescapable fact of life, to be managed rather than overcome, that’s something else entirely. Kibbutz Zikim, November 14 – The most recent barrages of missiles from Islamist groups in the neighboring Gaza ...
Read More »Gaza Rocket Destroyed Living Room But Left Butt-Ugly Curtains Untouched
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” muttered the dazed father. “Really? Really? The fugly curtains? Good grief.” Sderot, November 13 – A Palestinian Islamic Jihad missile that hit a house in this southern Israeli hamlet obliterated all the furniture and ...
Read More »Devastating Cartoon Of Nazi-Like Netanyahu Fails To Free Palestine
“I would not rule out a Zionist conspiracy to drain anti-Zionist imagery of its emotive power. It would be just like them.” Jerusalem, November 12 – A caricature of Israel’s prime minister depicting him as a bloodthirsty, swastika-wearing, land-stealing, child-killing rapist somehow ...
Read More »Methuselah Actually Flattered By ‘OK, Boomer’
“I’ll take it,” he muttered. “Not every day someone mistakes a guy my age for someone born between 1946 and 1964.” City of Enoch, November 11 – The oldest human in the world feels no insult at all when millennials ...
Read More »Iron Dome Intercepting Rockets Silences Legitimate Criticism Of Israel
by Every Single Antisemite Masquerading as Just an Anti-Zionist as if There’s a Meaningful Distinction London, New York, Washington, wherever, November 7 – We see it everywhere: people who raise genuine, sincere criticisms of Israeli policy by calling for the ...
Read More »Mom And Dad Each Assume Other Talking To Daughter About Tzniut, Boys, Sex
Neither parent relishes arguing with their daughter about proper attire. Jerusalem, November 7 – Parents of a local pre-teen admitted embarrassment today over such touchy subjects as sartorial modesty, human intimacy, and male-female relationships, and confided to a reporter that ...
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