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Iran Hopes Its Continued Terrorism Empowers American Moderates

Iran Hopes Its Continued Terrorism Empowers American Moderates

“We know this strategy worked during the Obama administration.” Tehran, September 19 – Regime officials in the Islamic Republic expressed desire this week that their ongoing efforts to sow instability, political violence, ethnic cleansing, and attain regional hegemony will encourage ...

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Putin Declares Victory In Israel Elections

Putin Declares Victory In Israel Elections

“Today marks a victory for democracy as cover for my machinations.” Moscow, September 18 – A long night of vote-counting, speeches, and tension culminated this morning in an announcement by Russia’s president thanking Israeli citizens for voting into office the ...

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Inspection Of IAEA Facility Finds Traces Of Competence

Inspection Of IAEA Facility Finds Traces Of Competence

Representatives of the agency declined to comment. Vienna, September 10 – A recent exploration of the International Atomic Energy Agency’s various offices and laboratories has turned up evidence that the organization possesses the capacity to conduct effective monitoring of Iran’s ...

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Area Boomer Finally Learns To Program VCR

Area Boomer Finally Learns To Program VCR

He proceeded to call his children to inform them of the milestone, and to bask in the anticipated admiration they would no doubt display. Maale Adummim, September 5 – A resident of this town in the Judean Desert east of Jerusalem ...

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