“The rest of us have to manufacture concepts such as ‘Islamophobia’ to get attention.” New York, January 8 – American social justice activists voiced annoyance again today at members of the Hebrew persuasion for claiming all the compelling roles of victim ...
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by Yahya Sinwar, Hamas Chief Gaza City, January 7 – Thank you, gentlemen, for attending this meeting on such short notice. I know we – you – have important projects and initiatives to oversee, not to mention families who require ...
Read More »Daf Yomi Celebration Gives Jets/Giants Home Field Idea Of What Joy Is
“New York football success on this field isn’t so old that it’s irrelevant, but it’s just far enough in the past that its absence still sucks the joy out of life.” East Rutherford, New Jersey, January 6 – The five ...
Read More »NY Times Calls Baghdad Embassy Assault ‘Vigil Against Antisemitism’
Sympathy for groups and ideologies that may espouse genocidal, misogynistic, homophobic, racist agendas, but at least they oppose President Donald Trump. New York, January 5 – The Paper of Record followed up its delicate terminology in referring to violent attackers as ...
Read More »Court Rules Country Can’t Hold Elections While Facing ICC Indictment
“The High Court will assume the powers of the government and the Knesset, to prevent the erstwhile occupants of those offices from overstepping the legal limits we have just set.” Jerusalem, January 2 – Israel’s High Court of Justice threw ...
Read More »EXPOSÉ: Parking Enforcement Quota Not Number Of Fines, But Times Yelled At
Potential revenue from fines is almost an afterthought. Jerusalem, January 1 – Shocking new data have emerged showing that contrary to the widespread assumption that city employees must issue a certain minimum number of parking violation tickets per week or ...
Read More »Hamas Calls Off Gaza Fence Riots Till March To Replenish Human Shield Stockpile
Suspension of the organized protests does not mean Hamas or its Islamist allies in the Gaza Strip will suspend other attempts to kill Jews. Gaza City, December 31 – The militant Islamist group that governs this coastal territory announced this week it has ...
Read More »American Jewish Orgs Condemn ‘Stabbing In All Its Forms’
“As a nation we must join in decrying stabbing, whether occur via fish fork, hunting knife, Swiss Army knife, crochet hook, or even scalpel.” New York, December 30 – Prominent Jewish groups all over the United States reacted over the ...
Read More »If Arafat Were Alive Today He’d Be Horrified To Find Himself Entombed
by Marwan Barghouti Kishon Prison, December 26 – Much has changed since our beloved Raïs passed away in 2004, some of which he would appreciate, and some of which he would decry. But perhaps the most important thing the legendary ...
Read More »Bethlehem Mohel Appalled At Sanitary Conditions Of Baby’s Manger
“If I didn’t know any better I’d wager these parents don’t expect the child to live out a full complement of years.” Bethlehem, Judea, December 26 – A man who agreed to circumcise the newborn son of a couple in ...
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