“Prioritizing Jews’ wish to live when others seek to kill them flies in the face of established norms.” Jerusalem, August 22 – A would-be terrorist attacker denounced safety procedures at a Jewish house of worship this morning, asserting they made ...
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Feed SubscriptionWith Jews Sovereign And Prospering, Mideast Arabs Struggle To Find People To Look Down On
The traditional paradigm cannot account for a not-under-anyone’s-boot Jew. Petra, Jordan, August 21 – Generations of Muslim Arabs throughout the region long knew that no matter how low they sank on the social, economic, or political totem pole, at least ...
Read More »NGOs Call Cameras At Arab Polling Places A Breach Of Right To Commit Fraud
“Here the state squelches an important non-violent avenue of expression for Palestinian resistance.” Umm El-Fahm, August 20 – Activists decried the Israeli authorities’ intention to install equipment at voting stations in advance of next month’s parliamentary elections to prevent false ...
Read More »Woman Who Can’t Afford To Buy Burial Plot Hoping To Rent
Official regulations guarantee every citizen a burial plot, but that right extends only to the bare provision of a place of interment; it does not guarantee any specific location, type of grave, or placement next to other deceased relatives. Jerusalem, August 19 ...
Read More »Suffering Michiganders Hope Tlaib Takes Time Out Of Palestine Trip To Visit Them
Residents hope that Ms. Tlaib might deign to set aside some of her time to meet with them and see their trouble in person, since she harbors such concern for people of color and their struggle against systemic prejudice. Flint, ...
Read More »Palestinians In Israeli Prison Riot After Pizza Toppings Restricted
“It is bad enough that the Zionists restrict our God-given right to kill them – now they deprive us of essential items for living.” Ofer Prison, August 15 – Inmates serving time for terrorism and terrorism-related offenses barricaded themselves in ...
Read More »I Can’t Be Antisemitic Because My Conspiracy Theories Paint Jews As Super-Smart
by Veli Alley, conspiracy theorist I do wish the do-gooders would stop accusing me of hating Jews when every single thing I say about them indicates all the positive traits Jews possess, such as the immense intelligence they must have ...
Read More »Muslim Scholars Explain Only Infidel Animals Abused Before/During Slaughter
To challenge the truth of that explanation constitutes Islamophobia. Gaza City, August 13 – Islamic leaders sought today to allay concern over videos circulating on the internet that show mistreatment of cows, sheep, and goats prior to their killing or ...
Read More »Iran Threatens To Use Cheat Codes In Simulation Of Conflict With US Navy
“Our arsenal of such secret keystroke sequences includes unlimited firepower, impenetrable armor, and, while this might not have clear application at sea, the ability to walk through walls.” Dahran, Saudi Arabia, August 12 – Tensions between the Islamic Republic and ...
Read More »Political Rivals Agree Other Must Compromise
“Each us of knows the other must give in if we are to make any progress for the public good.” Jerusalem, August 8 – Parties hoping to gain positions in any anticipated coalition to emerge from next month’s parliamentary elections ...
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