“She apparently believes local or national political considerations trump, so to speak, our concerns.” Rafah, June 27 – Middle East Arabs who have used a term evocative of Nazi persecution and genocide of Jews to demonize Israel voiced outrage today ...
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By Mahmoud Abbas, President, Palestinian National Authority Ramallah, June 26 – The Trump administration’s upcoming conference in Bahrain will go nowhere because it denies the Palestinian people the dignity they maintain through living on international handouts, refusing to develop a ...
Read More »Multiple Pizza Deliveries To Shifa Hospital Subbasement Bunker For ‘Not Yahya Sinwar’
“Some folks will insist on misinterpreting it and we’ll end up with an Israeli airstrike taking out one of our best customers.” Gaza City, June 25 – A restaurant two streets over from the largest medical facility in the Gaza ...
Read More »Star Of David Suspiciously Absent From Conspiracy Theory Editorial Cartoon
“It’s kind of obvious there’s something missing,” observed Carlos Latuff. London, June 24 – Editors and readers of a prominent international daily expressed confusion and concern today at the appearance in the publication of a political caricature averring the existence ...
Read More »Regime Bombing Ships, Shooting Down Aircraft Insists Intentions Peaceful
Minister of Foreign Affairs Javad Zarif called such charges baseless, and characterized them as but the latest in ongoing American aggression and colonialism. Tehran, June 20 – A Middle East country whose military and agents maintain a long-running policy of international terrorism, ...
Read More »Labor MKs Face Harassment Probe After Flirting With Electoral Threshold
“Any close contact Labor had with the threshold this past April occurred against my wishes.” Jerusalem, June 20 – Several lawmakers for one of Israel’s most venerable parties face an inquiry into allegedly lewd behavior as the party may have made ...
Read More »Neighbor Trying To Oust Family From Home Says Just Critical Of Their Policies
Witnesses noted that Bleeg has decried the injustice of every Harari policy that does not involve leaving. Ramat Gan, June 19 – Controversy continues to swirl around an apartment building in this middle-class Tel Aviv suburb, where one resident of the fifth ...
Read More »European Scholars Wonder Why Allies Didn’t Fight Nazi Military Wing, OK Political Wing
“The political leadership was over in Berlin, not out on the Eastern Front machine-gunning Jews by the hundreds of thousands.” Berlin, June 18 – Continental historians studying the conduct of the western allies leading up to and during the Second ...
Read More »My Male Workers Should Transition To Female So I Can Pay Them Less
by Nimrod Rothschild, CEO, Triumvirate Holdings Tel Aviv, June 17 – My company has always prided itself on embracing the most advanced management techniques. We were among the first to develop and adopt a social media strategy, and we continue ...
Read More »UN Invites Jussie Smollett To Head Israel War Crimes Panel
“In keeping with the finest traditions of UN inquiries such as those conducted under Messrs. Goldstone, Falk, and others.” Geneva, June 13 – An international body that aims to look into allegations of violations of the Laws of Armed Conflict ...
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