by Joseph R. Biden, President of the United States
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Expanding Definition Of ‘Al Aqsa’ On Track To Include Entire Levant By 2034
"Al Aqsa only seems to expand in directions associated with the presence of Jews."
Read More »Cratering Trust In Political System Obviously Other Side’s Fault
The researchers confirmed it's all your fault and the fault of your fellow political travelers.
Read More »Man Vows To Take Moment From Yom HaAtzmaut BBQ To Feel Bad For Hostages
"Brothers and sisters who have nothing to celebrate. Rutti, make sure the portable soccer goalposts are packed."
Read More »Columbia Guarantees 4.0 GPA To Anyone Participating In Pro-Terror Rally
Any mention of the IDF instead of the IOF will disqualify the applicant.
Read More »New Smuggling Shipment To Hamas Brings Crucial Dolls, Stuffed Toys For Staged Photos
How and where to use the supplies is left to the discretion of local Hamas personnel.
Read More »Hamas, Democrats Credit Each Other With Idea To Inflate Numbers With/Of Dead People
"They can put up numbers that we'll never reach."
Read More »Khamenei, IRGC Bigwigs Fitted With Lights To Prevent Getting Spooked By Own Shadows
Israel has hacked the personal lighting systems, as well, causing them to turn off at inconvenient times.
Read More »I Have Traveled From 1948 To See The Glorious Islamic Future Of Southern Syria
by Abd al-Qadir Husseini
Read More »If Not Now Seder Advanced To Friday Morning
They cannot afford to squander such an opportunity to piggyback their political agenda onto an ancient tradition.
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