by Javad Zarif, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Islamic Republic of Iran Tehran, July 16 – During my current visit to the Big Apple, I will need to keep in mind that I cannot react to challenging questions from journalists by ...
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Feed SubscriptionSynagogue Reader Dismissed For Insisting On Pronouncing ‘GIF’ ‘Jif’
Synagogue members remain split over the wisdom or justice of Mr. Stickler’s firing. New York, July 15 – Controversy swirled in a Long Island suburb of Manhattan this weekend after a local congregation dismissed its longtime Torah-cantillation specialist for adhering to ...
Read More »Palestinian Astronomers Challenge Heliocentric Model: ‘Universe Revolves Around Us’
The old model, argue Palestinian scientists, better reflects the truth of a Palestinian-centered solar system and universe. Ramallah, July 11 – The longstanding assumption governing human conception of the solar system and beyond must undergo revision, insists a group of ...
Read More »Report Confirms Everyone Who Disagrees With You A Bot
Researchers suggest that the status of “bot” may apply beyond the online world, even in your personal interactions not mediated by a mobile device. Tel Aviv, July 11 – Researchers studying online political discourse have discovered that in line with ...
Read More »Jewish Archaeological Finds Only Prove Jews Already Faking Native Status In 700 BCE
“Nothing but ancient fakes designed to hoodwink future archaeologists into believing Zionist propaganda.” Jerusalem, July 10 – Experts examining the evidence unearthed over the decades tying the Jewish people to the areas under current Israeli control note that such discoveries, ...
Read More »Upcoming ‘Batman’ Reboot Reported To Erase Indigenous Gotham Palestinians
As it is known in the original Arabic, Gathma. Hollywood, July 9 – Indications have emerged via leaks from Warner Brothers that a scheduled iconic superhero action film scheduled for release early next year fails to depict Palestinians native to ...
Read More »Hamas Calls Off Spontaneous Border Protest Scheduled For Next Friday
The next spontaneous protest will happen three Fridays from now. Gaza City, July 8 – Authorities in this Mediterranean coastal territory announced today (Monday) that the unplanned demonstration planned for the coming weekendat the barrier separating the territory from Israel, under ...
Read More »My Favorite Biblical Moment Is When Moses Brought The Palestinians Into The Promised Land
by Linda Sarsour It’s difficult for me to choose one episode or incident in Scripture that appeals to me more than any other, but if forced, I’d have to say when Moses, after four hundred years of wandering through the ...
Read More »Jews Have Gall To Desecrate Al Aqsa Compound By Existing Near It
Jews view the Temple Mount, the site of two ancient shrines and the focal point of Jewish longing for thousands of years, as the most sacred location in their religion, but no one cares what Jews think or feel. Jerusalem, ...
Read More »With Iran Nuke On Way To Israel, EU Scolds Bibi For Whining Before Missile Hits
“This is just plain irresponsible, but, unfortunately, rather in-character for the Israeli premier.” Jerusalem, June 3 – European leaders criticized Israel’s prime minister today for what they termed “irresponsible” and “warmongering” rhetoric after the premier spoke out against Tehran’s launch ...
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