Kol D’mamah Dakkah – “the sound of silence” – as the first such app is known. Giv’at Sh’muel, Aug 1 – Technological innovation has come to the synagogue in the form of wireless, hard-to-see, in-ear speakers that users can wear to ...
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“You’ll notice Jewish control always goes hand-in-hand with a more or less functioning, accountable government.” Amman, August 1 – Rulers throughout the Middle East sought this week to assuage concerns that they serve as mere puppets in a vast Jewish ...
Read More »Falafel Joint’s Main Revenue Now From Politicians Eating There To Show Blue-Collar Solidarity
“Not an hour goes by that some aspiring Member of Knesset, mayor, city councilor, or whatever is stopping by to demonstrate he’s in touch with the common folk.” ‘Afula, July 31 – The proprietor of a deep-fried ethnic food establishment ...
Read More »Boy Suspects Brother Knows Of His ‘Phased Plan’ To Take Over Entire Bedroom
“It’s all mine. I tried to beat him up and got the crap kicked out of me, but that only proves he cheated. All four times. “ Ramat HaSharon, July 30 – A local ten-year-old voiced concern today that his fourteen-year-old ...
Read More »Anti-Zionist Hates Assumption He Antisemitic Just Because Anti-Zionism Antisemitic
“I have no problem with Jews. My problem is with Jews who try to make trouble by claiming Jews have the same rights as other nations.” New York, July 29 – An activist opposed to the existence of Israel as ...
Read More »NGOs Attend Wrong Rally, End Up Protesting Demolition Of Security Barrier
“We’re not taking money from foreign governments so we can uphold the human rights of Jews, I’ll tell you that.” Jerusalem, July 25 – A mix-up in communication this morning resulted in several groups issuing loud demands that contradict every ...
Read More »No Other Country Kicks Us Out When We Try To Undermine Only Israel’s Existential Legitimacy
By Kenneth Roth, Director, Human Rights Watch Our researchers should be free to conduct their observations and analysis in a country that purports to call itself democratic, but Israel’s behavior in this regard raises some disturbing questions: what does it ...
Read More »Mossad Scores Huge Haul Of Shoes From Mosque Entryway
“This is an outrage,” fumed the mosque’s chief preacher, Imam Asghar Bukhari. Jerusalem, July 24 – Israel’s secret intelligence service pulled off a massive heist of footwear here today, targeting worshipers at a Muslim house of prayer, in its ongoing ...
Read More »Britons Agree Iran Seizure Of Oil Tanker ‘Quite Rude’
“Nearly blinked when I first read of it,” recalled a man at the Piccadilly Circus tube station. London, July 23 – Citizens of the United Kingdom expressed their sentiments in unusually strong language upon learning that forces of the Islamic Republic of ...
Read More »Barak Actually Covered Face Not To Embarrass Epstein
To prevent the embarrassing discovery that the disgraced Barak has anything to do with him. New York, July 22 – New revelations in the ongoing sex trafficking and pedophilia scandal surrounding an American financier and philanthropist continue to emerge, among ...
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