“The number of Jews in Germany under threat of attack by antisemites is tiny compared to the number of Jews in Israel facing antisemitic enemies.” North Tel Aviv, May 28 – A man striving to engineer the reduction or elimination ...
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Feed SubscriptionLeft Mystified How Its Tolerance Of Antisemitism Emboldened Far-Right Jew-Hate
“Who could have known?” Berlin, May 27 – Progressives expressed horror and surprise today at the realization that accepting Judaeophobic elements under their umbrella for the sake of a greater societal good may have signaled to radicals on the other end of the ...
Read More »Tel Aviv Is The Place To Be For Partyi- I Mean For Monitoring Human Rights
By Dominic Lord, human rights activist Tel Aviv, May 23 – We activists take our role seriously: forming alliances, raising awareness, generating political pressure, and partying till all hours in this fabulous city. This is where the human rights action ...
Read More »UNICEF Formalizes Longtime Exclusion Of Palestinians From Child Soldier Ban
The change does not mean UNICEF will ignore Palestinian child welfare. “Our organization will continue to act as assiduously as ever in denouncing Israel.” New York, May 23 – The foremost world body dedicated to promoting the welfare of children ...
Read More »Jews Living Rent-Free In Islamist Heads Also Not Paying Jizya There
Experts confess inability to account for the phenomenon. Ankara, May 22 – Observers noted this week that not only do Islamists dedicate large portions of their minds to Jews and charge nothing for the space allotted, they appear to violate ...
Read More »Palestinians Demand Iron Dome To Shoot Down Trump Peace Deal
“Accepting a peace proposal places before the Palestinian people a challenge their leaders fear they cannot meet: building a society based on constructive ideals, not merely a desire to kill Jews and loot their property.” Gaza City, May 21 – Concerns over ...
Read More »Public Aims To Keep Gov’t From Convening, Functioning, Making Things Worse
“If there’s a government, it’s going to try to govern, and that’s not a good thing. I mean, just look at the last seventy-one years.” Jerusalem, May 20 – The extended deadline for reelected Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu to form ...
Read More »Hundreds Dead After Article About Song Contest Fails To Mention Palestinians
“Something, anything to prevent the reader from getting the wrong idea that the Palestinian issue mustn’t dominate human consciousness.” Tel Aviv, May 19 – Tragedy struck the Middle East today when a careless reporter omitted the geopolitical context of an ...
Read More »Worldwide Protests Against China’s Repression Of Muslims Continue Not To Occur
Attendance at the rallies that did not take place in this timeline reached levels similar to those not seen at analogous fictional protests against Iranian meddling in Yemen, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, and the Palestinian Territories. Paris, May 15 – Throngs ...
Read More »It’s Not My Position To Tell Palestinians Under Occupation How To Kill Jews
By Linda Sarsour I make a good deal of noise about the oppression and marginalization of various disadvantaged groups within American society, but I do recognize the relative privilege that we Americans, even many marginalized ones, have, compared to the ...
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