Arab residents have tried to remedy the situation with bombs and incendiary devices to set alight as much farmland and nature as possible. Kibbutz Keturah, July 18 – The sacred Islamic land of Palestine has made clear its existential revulsion for Jews ...
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Feed SubscriptionLabour Solution To Members’ Antisemitism Frozen In Corbynite
A spokesman for Jezza accused disgruntled former associates of contriving a rebellion within his organization’s ranks and sowing rancor to undermine his position. Tatooine-on-Thames, July 18 – Jezza the Hutt’s palace holds a commanding view over the surrounding terrain, but the ...
Read More »Audit: IDF Has No One Qualified In Weaponizing Accusations Of Antisemitism
It’s all the more mystifying considering the successful deployment of ‘Islamophobia’ in an analogous capacity. Tel Aviv, July 17 – Ministry of Defense officials expressed shock today following the publication of a report that not a single Israeli soldier has ...
Read More »In NY I’ll Have To Keep Reminding Myself I Can’t Just Jail Nosy Reporters
by Javad Zarif, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Islamic Republic of Iran Tehran, July 16 – During my current visit to the Big Apple, I will need to keep in mind that I cannot react to challenging questions from journalists by ...
Read More »Synagogue Reader Dismissed For Insisting On Pronouncing ‘GIF’ ‘Jif’
Synagogue members remain split over the wisdom or justice of Mr. Stickler’s firing. New York, July 15 – Controversy swirled in a Long Island suburb of Manhattan this weekend after a local congregation dismissed its longtime Torah-cantillation specialist for adhering to ...
Read More »Palestinian Astronomers Challenge Heliocentric Model: ‘Universe Revolves Around Us’
The old model, argue Palestinian scientists, better reflects the truth of a Palestinian-centered solar system and universe. Ramallah, July 11 – The longstanding assumption governing human conception of the solar system and beyond must undergo revision, insists a group of ...
Read More »Report Confirms Everyone Who Disagrees With You A Bot
Researchers suggest that the status of “bot” may apply beyond the online world, even in your personal interactions not mediated by a mobile device. Tel Aviv, July 11 – Researchers studying online political discourse have discovered that in line with ...
Read More »Jewish Archaeological Finds Only Prove Jews Already Faking Native Status In 700 BCE
“Nothing but ancient fakes designed to hoodwink future archaeologists into believing Zionist propaganda.” Jerusalem, July 10 – Experts examining the evidence unearthed over the decades tying the Jewish people to the areas under current Israeli control note that such discoveries, ...
Read More »Upcoming ‘Batman’ Reboot Reported To Erase Indigenous Gotham Palestinians
As it is known in the original Arabic, Gathma. Hollywood, July 9 – Indications have emerged via leaks from Warner Brothers that a scheduled iconic superhero action film scheduled for release early next year fails to depict Palestinians native to ...
Read More »Hamas Calls Off Spontaneous Border Protest Scheduled For Next Friday
The next spontaneous protest will happen three Fridays from now. Gaza City, July 8 – Authorities in this Mediterranean coastal territory announced today (Monday) that the unplanned demonstration planned for the coming weekendat the barrier separating the territory from Israel, under ...
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