Reelection may constitute the same type of bribery for which the premier now faces possible criminal prosecution, a case in which Netanyahu is alleged to have received positive media coverage. Jerusalem, March 26 – Israel’s Attorney General cautioned citizens ahead ...
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Otherwise, how will genocidal anti-Semites ever get a fair chance to take their case to the public? Tel Aviv, March 25 – Numerous voices on the left end of Israel’s political spectrum find themselves unable to penetrate into the mainstream, but ...
Read More »In Response To Holdomor, Democrats Blast Islamophobia
Collectivization of agriculture and a poor harvest in 1932-33 led to the death by starvation of anywhere from 3-12 million Ukrainians and Moldavians. Washington, DC, March 20 – Millions of famine-related deaths in the largely-Christian Ukraine and Moldavia Republics of ...
Read More »Every Single Purim Costume Is A Microaggression
By Amira Woker Few Israeli parents give much thought to the societal or political implications of the mask or other attire their children don for this holiday, but that also means few parents realize how problematic that attire is, especially ...
Read More »Allies Unsure Whether To Classify Sheep Seized From ISIS As Looted Property Or Freed Sex Slaves
The specifications of the law are unclear. Raqqa, Syria, March 20 – The coalition of nations and armed groups working to eliminate the last stronghold of the Islamic State in the Middle East face a dilemma in determining whether to treat ...
Read More »OIC Working To Get UN Human Rights Council Agenda Item 7 Into Ten Commandments
It mandates specific attention to Israel regardless of the situation there or elsewhere, and has resulted in more condemnations of the Jewish State than of all other nations combined. Sinai Desert, March 19 – Frenzied diplomatic activity in advance of ...
Read More »Gaza Man Confused By Distribution Of Candy Not Related To Death Of Jews
“Is that even legal?” he wondered. Khan Yunis, March 18 – A resident of this Hamas-governed coastal territory expressed puzzlement today upon encountering others giving out sweets unconnected to the murder of Jews. Hulwayat Q’util, 30, voiced his confusion Monday ...
Read More »2-State Solution Has So Little Traction, Now Being Used As Lubricant
“When 2SS first came out, everyone expected a much greater degree of adherence.” Tel Aviv, March 13 – A conceptual framework for the resolution of the century-old conflict between Jews and Arabs over sovereignty in the Holy Land once commanded ...
Read More »New Israel Fund Grant Writer Struggling To Make Office Supplies Sound Anti-Zionist
Paying the electric bill isn’t as sexy as underwriting petitions to the High Court against Israel’s security measures. Jerusalem, March 14 – A member of the Resource Development Department at an influential philanthropic operation in Israel whose mission involves eroding ...
Read More »AOC: Just Make Poverty Illegal
“If we want our children safer in school, in the streets, and at home, we need to ban firearms; if we want our children to have enough to eat and a comfortable life, we need to ban poverty.” New York, ...
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