“There were body parts everywhere,” recalled Archangel Gabriel. Hodeidah, Yemen, May 30 – A jihad warrior wearing an explosive vest set off his charge a split second after his partner today, resulting in the second explosion straddling the earthly and Jannah ...
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“If we truly loved our families and friends, we would spare them the everlasting shame and hellfire that awaits those who use drip irrigation.” Tehran, May 30 – The Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran demanded today that ...
Read More »New Elections Announced: NGOs Slam Israel For Hogging Region’s Democracy
“Israel must relinquish its near-monopoly on this precious resource, to which everyone has a right.” Jerusalem, May 29 – The increasing likelihood of a second round of parliamentary elections this year in Israel has prompted criticism from human rights organizations ...
Read More »Activists Disappointed Germany Didn’t Also Recommend Jews In Israel Not Wear Kippah
“The number of Jews in Germany under threat of attack by antisemites is tiny compared to the number of Jews in Israel facing antisemitic enemies.” North Tel Aviv, May 28 – A man striving to engineer the reduction or elimination ...
Read More »Left Mystified How Its Tolerance Of Antisemitism Emboldened Far-Right Jew-Hate
“Who could have known?” Berlin, May 27 – Progressives expressed horror and surprise today at the realization that accepting Judaeophobic elements under their umbrella for the sake of a greater societal good may have signaled to radicals on the other end of the ...
Read More »Tel Aviv Is The Place To Be For Partyi- I Mean For Monitoring Human Rights
By Dominic Lord, human rights activist Tel Aviv, May 23 – We activists take our role seriously: forming alliances, raising awareness, generating political pressure, and partying till all hours in this fabulous city. This is where the human rights action ...
Read More »UNICEF Formalizes Longtime Exclusion Of Palestinians From Child Soldier Ban
The change does not mean UNICEF will ignore Palestinian child welfare. “Our organization will continue to act as assiduously as ever in denouncing Israel.” New York, May 23 – The foremost world body dedicated to promoting the welfare of children ...
Read More »Jews Living Rent-Free In Islamist Heads Also Not Paying Jizya There
Experts confess inability to account for the phenomenon. Ankara, May 22 – Observers noted this week that not only do Islamists dedicate large portions of their minds to Jews and charge nothing for the space allotted, they appear to violate ...
Read More »Palestinians Demand Iron Dome To Shoot Down Trump Peace Deal
“Accepting a peace proposal places before the Palestinian people a challenge their leaders fear they cannot meet: building a society based on constructive ideals, not merely a desire to kill Jews and loot their property.” Gaza City, May 21 – Concerns over ...
Read More »Public Aims To Keep Gov’t From Convening, Functioning, Making Things Worse
“If there’s a government, it’s going to try to govern, and that’s not a good thing. I mean, just look at the last seventy-one years.” Jerusalem, May 20 – The extended deadline for reelected Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu to form ...
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