“Any close contact Labor had with the threshold this past April occurred against my wishes.” Jerusalem, June 20 – Several lawmakers for one of Israel’s most venerable parties face an inquiry into allegedly lewd behavior as the party may have made ...
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Witnesses noted that Bleeg has decried the injustice of every Harari policy that does not involve leaving. Ramat Gan, June 19 – Controversy continues to swirl around an apartment building in this middle-class Tel Aviv suburb, where one resident of the fifth ...
Read More »European Scholars Wonder Why Allies Didn’t Fight Nazi Military Wing, OK Political Wing
“The political leadership was over in Berlin, not out on the Eastern Front machine-gunning Jews by the hundreds of thousands.” Berlin, June 18 – Continental historians studying the conduct of the western allies leading up to and during the Second ...
Read More »My Male Workers Should Transition To Female So I Can Pay Them Less
by Nimrod Rothschild, CEO, Triumvirate Holdings Tel Aviv, June 17 – My company has always prided itself on embracing the most advanced management techniques. We were among the first to develop and adopt a social media strategy, and we continue ...
Read More »UN Invites Jussie Smollett To Head Israel War Crimes Panel
“In keeping with the finest traditions of UN inquiries such as those conducted under Messrs. Goldstone, Falk, and others.” Geneva, June 13 – An international body that aims to look into allegations of violations of the Laws of Armed Conflict ...
Read More »Corbyn Applies For Exemption From IHRA Antisemitism Definition
“The IHRA definition now forces me to choose between political morality and political oblivion.” London, June 13 – The leader of Britain’s Labour Party wrote this week to the organization with the most widely-accepted parameters for deeming statements or attitudes ...
Read More »Latest Fad Diet Has Rich Syrians Eating ‘Food’
Wealthy Syrians now flaunt their use of food while touting its various health benefits. Damascus, June 12 – Social commentators in the Syrian Arab Republic note an emerging trend among the country’s political and economic elite, a new article states, ...
Read More »Israeli Pundits Lament Lack Of Hipster Coffee Shops In Which To Overhear Statements That Confirm Their Biases
“This is obviously a result of the far-right demagoguery of Netanyahu and his minions.” Tel Aviv, June 6 – Journalists from some of the major media outlets in the country expressed frustration and disappointment today at the relative paucity of ...
Read More »Israeli Commercials The Dumbest In OECD Countries
“Just where the sweet spot is – finding that narrow zone of annoyance that makes it almost, but not quite, worth it to change the station or turn off the program.” Tel Aviv, June 6 – A survey of broadcast ...
Read More »Palestinians To Reenact D-Day, Aftermath By Shooting Americans
“We could just continue what we’ve been doing for years and fire our rockets at civilians, as the Germans did to Britain, but you wouldn’t know that’s a D-Day thing.” Caen, June 5 – The seventy-fifth anniversary of the Allied ...
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