Syria refused numerous extradition requests from European countries that sought to try Brunner for his hand in the deportation to death camps of 129,000 people. Raqqa, Syria, February 26 – A nation that gave sanctuary to one of the Holocaust’s ...
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Khan merely conquered his way across eastern and central Asia, leveling cities, putting entire regions to the sword, and crushing opposition by killing 10-15 million people in Iran alone. Tel Aviv, February 25 – Historians investigating the extent of slaughter ...
Read More »Divorce Refuser Also Demands Qatar Give Him Fuel, Cash
“The Israeli government has shown it’s willing to provide cash conduits to even the most heinous parties, so as far as this tactic is concerned, more power to Mr. Nussbaum,” stated Mrs. Nussbaum’s spokeswoman. Bnei Brak, February 20 – A ...
Read More »To Undermine Splitters, Corbyn To Join Them
“This may be the first politically astute move Corbyn has ever made.” London, February 21 – British political strategists hailed a plan by the Labour Party Chairman to combat the departure of at least eight legislators from his faction’s ranks ...
Read More »There Was No Holocaust And Thanks Hitler For Killing All Those Jews
By Salam Jabari, Egyptian Academic Cairo, February 20 – Our society must not fall prey to the pernicious notions infecting other cultures, chiefly the idea that Hitler led the slaughter of millions of Jews. Conceding that Jews have suffered compromises ...
Read More »Hamas Switches To Peaceful Bombs For Peaceful Killing Of Jews
“The moral victories are important,” a spokesman stressed. Beit Hanoun, Gaza Strip, February 19 – Border units attacking Israel along the fence at the edge of this coastal territory have begun transitioning to the use of more peaceful deadly violence, ...
Read More »Bible Critics Posit New Orange-Haired Author Of Crude Passages, Called “T”
The new proposed document focuses on menstruation, inappropriate sexuality, boastfulness, walls, fake news, and the term “sad.” Tel Aviv, February 18 – A venerable hypothesis regarding the sources of verses and passages in the first five books of the Hebrew Scriptures may ...
Read More »Now 40, Islamic Republic Of Iran Secretly Looking Forward To Annual Prostate Exam
“At the annual checkup Iran has asked numerous times what the procedure entails, and never hesitates to delve into every detail.” Tehran, February 13 – It maintains a conservative, prim exterior, but this Islamic country harbors an intense desire to ...
Read More »Reluctant Netanyahu OKs Recount Of Likud Valentines
Observers point to some risks for Netanyahu in approving the recount, and which explain his hesitation. Jerusalem, February 14 – Popular discontent over apparent irregularities in the distribution of affectionate messages and gifts among party Knesset hopefuls has led Prime ...
Read More »Antisemites Pounce After Early Draft Of ‘Protocols’ Leaked
“I take back my apology for my tweets about AIPAC buying off member of congress,” stated Congresswoman Ilhan Omar (D-MN). Jerusalem, February 13 – Opponents of Jews seized an opportunity to denounce the demographic group following the accidental publication of a book ...
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