The long-term implications of the discovery remain unclear. Jerusalem, January 29 – Scandal gripped the ultra-orthodox world this week following a discovery that the celestial beings who serve as the subject of many conceptual inquiries perform gavottes, horas, and other rhythmic ...
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Feed SubscriptionAbbas OKs Teaching Holocaust If Textbooks Say Jews ‘Stormed’ Auschwitz
“Our teachers will be free to discuss the German-led extermination of Jews in Europe, provided they phrase their lessons to imply that the Nazis had no choice but to kill all the Jews threatening to overrun Birkenau, Belsen, Mauthausen, and Sobibor, for ...
Read More »Labor OK With Extending Sovereignty Over Area C If New Citizens There Vote Labor
The party seeks to forestall electoral decline. Tel Aviv, January 23 – One of Israel’s founding political parties now faces electoral decline as the country’s electorate drifts rightward, but believes it can counter or stave off stagnation by compromising on ...
Read More »Israelis Welcome Campaign Text Msgs To Break Monotony Of Loan Offers
A spammer who perform his paid work for both shady lenders and political campaigns confirmed that replying to texts with “Remove” as instructed if one wishes not to receive such solicitations in the future has the opposite effect. Kiryat Malachi, ...
Read More »Chastened By Covington Failure, CNN To Reserve Bad Hot Takes For Israel
“We’re still going to take Palestinian allegations of war crimes or atrocities at face value and maybe ask questions later, but probably not.” Washington, January 23 – Three days after botching its coverage of a silent teenager confronted by a ...
Read More »IDF Claims Royalties From Hamas On Clips Doctored To Show Killing Of Palestinians
“Firing rockets and incendiary devices into our communities is bad enough, but appropriating the recordings of our soldiers and editing the footage to make it look like the soldiers did something they didn’t – well, we’re not going to tolerate ...
Read More »It’s Time To Appropriate And Distort My Legacy For Your Political Agenda
By the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Selma, January 21 – You don’t seem to need the encouragement, but now that my birthday has come around again, so has a boost in the apparent drive you have for taking ...
Read More »Christ Sues ‘Christ At The Checkpoint’ For Unlawful Use Of Name
“The one place in the entire Middle East with a growing, thriving Christian population is the one country these people oppose because it’s a Jewish state.” Bethlehem, January 16 – The Prince of Peace, King of the Jews, Son of ...
Read More »Culture Whose Word For ‘Black Man’ Is ‘Slave’ Rebukes West For Racism
“Do not even get me started on the treatment of women,” snapped Egyptian scholar Alnisa’ Eahirat. Doha, January 17 – A group of societies from the Mediterranean to southeast Asia whose common heritage includes a language that equates dark-skinned Africans ...
Read More »Muslim Representative Refuses To Forswear Congressional Pork
Analysts admitted confusion that the apparent hypocrisy has not caused conservatives to pounce. Detroit, January 16 – A freshman Congresswoman whose religious faith enjoins her from the consumption of porcine flesh nevertheless intends to indulge in significant pork during the ...
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