“This organization, which brings together progressive Jews by the dozens to combat the sinister machinations of millions of Zionist settler colonialists, will call out such tokenism wherever it occurs.” Berkeley, March 4 – Jews who oppose the manifestation of Jewish ...
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Feed SubscriptionThe Cat In The Hat Comes Back Is A Zionist Ethnosupremacist Allegory
By Gree Vance, Professor of Literature, Bumblethuck College New York, February 27 – Theodore Seuss Geisel earned numerous plaudits for his children’s books, but a new examination of one of his better-known works reveals a dark undercurrent of racism, Islamophobia, ...
Read More »IDF Stunned To Discover Producing Generals-Turned-Politicians Not Core Mission
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” retorted Gantz, who heads the party with the best chance of unseating Netanyahu this April 9. Tel Aviv, February 28 – Israeli military officials expressed shock and confusion today upon realizing their organization’s main ...
Read More »Saints Bitter As Jesus Wins Martyr Of Month AGAIN
“It’s enough to make a saint wonder whether getting burned at the stake is even worth it.” Garden of Eden, February 27 – Heavenly sources reported today (Wednesday) that the thousands of Christians who suffered and died for the faith ...
Read More »Country That Harbored Nazi War Criminals Shocked At Mass Graves On Its Soil
Syria refused numerous extradition requests from European countries that sought to try Brunner for his hand in the deportation to death camps of 129,000 people. Raqqa, Syria, February 26 – A nation that gave sanctuary to one of the Holocaust’s ...
Read More »Study: Genghis Khan Bad, But At Least Didn’t Have Pic Of Kahane On Wall
Khan merely conquered his way across eastern and central Asia, leveling cities, putting entire regions to the sword, and crushing opposition by killing 10-15 million people in Iran alone. Tel Aviv, February 25 – Historians investigating the extent of slaughter ...
Read More »Divorce Refuser Also Demands Qatar Give Him Fuel, Cash
“The Israeli government has shown it’s willing to provide cash conduits to even the most heinous parties, so as far as this tactic is concerned, more power to Mr. Nussbaum,” stated Mrs. Nussbaum’s spokeswoman. Bnei Brak, February 20 – A ...
Read More »To Undermine Splitters, Corbyn To Join Them
“This may be the first politically astute move Corbyn has ever made.” London, February 21 – British political strategists hailed a plan by the Labour Party Chairman to combat the departure of at least eight legislators from his faction’s ranks ...
Read More »There Was No Holocaust And Thanks Hitler For Killing All Those Jews
By Salam Jabari, Egyptian Academic Cairo, February 20 – Our society must not fall prey to the pernicious notions infecting other cultures, chiefly the idea that Hitler led the slaughter of millions of Jews. Conceding that Jews have suffered compromises ...
Read More »Hamas Switches To Peaceful Bombs For Peaceful Killing Of Jews
“The moral victories are important,” a spokesman stressed. Beit Hanoun, Gaza Strip, February 19 – Border units attacking Israel along the fence at the edge of this coastal territory have begun transitioning to the use of more peaceful deadly violence, ...
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