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Feed SubscriptionKnesset Tricks Just Stop Oil Into Providing New Committee Room Paint Job
"I'd have picked a different color, but yellow is fine."
Read More »Visitors At Hamas Booth At Columbia Job Fair Disappointed By Lack Of Sloganeering Positions
"I thought my experience holding a janitor hostage would be an asset."
Read More »BBC Fails To Update Hamas-Sourced Talking Points, Still Telling Viewers Gazans ‘Freezing’ At Night
"If we are going to serve as the stenographers for Islamists, we bloody well better convey the most up-to-date, in-season Hamas talking points."
Read More »Struggling Neighborhood Clearly Needs Another Short-Lived Hair Salon
One man acknowledged he could tolerate a café instead of a hair or nail salon.
Read More »Acceptance Of Irish Fleeing Potato Famine Denounced As ‘Abetting Ethnic Cleansing’
"I, for one, am pleased that Egypt has kept its border with Gaza."
Read More »Those Diaper-Wearing IDF Soldiers Are Such Weak Cowards, We Can’t Stop Them From Killing 40,000 Gazans
by Hussein Wiblash, Hamas fighter
Read More »Man Thinks Group With ‘Crazy’ Safeguards To Prevent Sins, Try To ‘Trick God’ With Technicalities
He has acknowledged he has no knowledge of Hebrew, Jewish hermeneutics, or Talmud.
Read More »Court Affirms Admissibility Of ‘Nuh-UH!’ Defense
Previous decisions have upheld or clarified related jurisprudential and litigation principles such as the 'It Takes One to Know One' argument.
Read More »‘Your Violence Just Creates More Enemies’ Argument Used Only Against One Side
"Houthis fail to appreciate is that they only spawn more Israeli soldiers with each drone launch at Israel," not a single diplomat has observed.
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