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Muslim Representative Refuses To Forswear Congressional Pork

Muslim Representative Refuses To Forswear Congressional Pork

Analysts admitted confusion that the apparent hypocrisy has not caused conservatives to pounce. Detroit, January 16 – A freshman Congresswoman whose religious faith enjoins her from the consumption of porcine flesh nevertheless intends to indulge in significant pork during the ...

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Einstein Presented With Dice God Uses To Shape Universe

Einstein Presented With Dice God Uses To Shape Universe

Gabriel introduced the award at a ceremony to honor Einstein on the occasion of the latter finally passing Heaven’s entrance exam. Paradise, January 9 – A Nobel laureate who made unparalleled advances in the theories underpinning human comprehension of the cosmos ...

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Confusion As Virtue Signaler Displays Actual Virtue

Confusion As Virtue Signaler Displays Actual Virtue

“My understanding has always been that ethical behavior was something you only demanded of others.” Tel Aviv, January 2 – Activists and media figures voiced bewilderment today following a display of real, verifiable moral fiber and character on the part of ...

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