“What we have here is an ongoing effort to give the enemy things to destroy.” Gaza City, December 4 – Activists working toward the economic, political, and cultural isolation of the Jewish State voiced frustration today that the Palestinian movement ...
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By Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu Jerusalem, December 3 – That time of year has come again, and I hereby make the same offer as always: in exchange for the right amount of cash, favors, or other benefit accruing to the ...
Read More »Islamic Cleric: Jews Judaizing Judaism
“Do not fall for the trickery that is Jewish adherence to Judaism.” Cairo, November 28 – A prominent Muslim preacher sounded an alarm this week that Jews are attempting to make their foundational documents, beliefs, and practices seem Jewish, a ...
Read More »EU: Turkey Not Antisemitic Enough To Join
“Turkey’s involvement in genocide – the first genocide of the twentieth century, it should be noted – was directed not at Jews, unfortunately, but at Armenians.” Brussels, November 29 – Officials in the European Customs Union shared concerns today that ...
Read More »Netanyahu Says Not Yoko Ono’s Fault His Government Breaking Up
“This disingenuous charge obscures the real causes of the breakup.” Jerusalem, November 28 – Israel’s prime minister today defended the widow of the late John Lennon from widespread accusations that her meddling in the cabinet’s affairs led to the unraveling ...
Read More »Study: Hanukkah Music More Annoying Than Christmas Music
The results will surprise many people. Haifa, November 27 – A comprehensive examination of popular winter-holiday music has led scientists to conclude that despite a strong candidacy, the irritating qualities of Christian seasonal music fall short of those that its ...
Read More »Venezuela To Export Surplus Hunger To Iran
“Venezuela is proud to make available to the people and government of Iran our vast stores of broken shop windows, hijacked food trucks, armed robberies, resentment of the political class, and other resources.” Caracas, November 26 – Latin America’s leading ...
Read More »Hamas Member Dismissed For Firing Personal Rockets On Company Time
His use of company rockets constituted only the latest in a long-running pattern of misuse of company resources for personal purposes. Khan Yunis, November 21 – A militant in the Gaza Strip lost his job with the terrorist group that ...
Read More »My Thanksgiving Dinner Is Not Complete Until I’ve Found At Least Four Ways To Invoke Israeli Apartheid
By Ken Roth, Director, Human Rights Watch New York, November 22 – We human rights activists live a difficult life: our organizations are feted in Geneva, do as we please with no oversight, and enjoy unparalleled international credibility with the ...
Read More »Fraud Alleged On ‘America’s Got Rabbis’
“The stories of mohels down on their luck, but who can perform three circumcisions at once, strain credulity at best, and constitute outright fraud at worst.” Los Angeles, November 21 – Rabbinic circles buzzed today with emerging allegations that the ...
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