“Venezuela is proud to make available to the people and government of Iran our vast stores of broken shop windows, hijacked food trucks, armed robberies, resentment of the political class, and other resources.” Caracas, November 26 – Latin America’s leading ...
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Feed SubscriptionHamas Member Dismissed For Firing Personal Rockets On Company Time
His use of company rockets constituted only the latest in a long-running pattern of misuse of company resources for personal purposes. Khan Yunis, November 21 – A militant in the Gaza Strip lost his job with the terrorist group that ...
Read More »My Thanksgiving Dinner Is Not Complete Until I’ve Found At Least Four Ways To Invoke Israeli Apartheid
By Ken Roth, Director, Human Rights Watch New York, November 22 – We human rights activists live a difficult life: our organizations are feted in Geneva, do as we please with no oversight, and enjoy unparalleled international credibility with the ...
Read More »Fraud Alleged On ‘America’s Got Rabbis’
“The stories of mohels down on their luck, but who can perform three circumcisions at once, strain credulity at best, and constitute outright fraud at worst.” Los Angeles, November 21 – Rabbinic circles buzzed today with emerging allegations that the ...
Read More »US Urged To Shift From Alliance With Repressive Monarchy To Alliance With Repressive Theocracy
“The mullahs of Tehran export an entirely different type of ideology that has led to entirely different worldwide terrorism and instability.” Washington, November 20 – Diplomats, politicians, and activists have seized upon last month’s grisly kidnap and murder of a ...
Read More »In Next Gov’t, Netanyahu To Cut To Chase And Hold All Portfolios
Experts expressed diverse opinions on the wisdom of such a move. Jerusalem, November 19 – Coalition troubles that led to the impending collapse of the current Likud-led government has the prime minister considering a policy that upon reelection will see ...
Read More »Man Mystified That Changing Profile Pic Hasn’t Ended War
“Imagine how history would be different if there had been a social media campaign of this nature and power before the Second World War.” Kiryat Motzkin, November 14 – A resident of this Haifa suburb voiced confusion and frustration today ...
Read More »UK Labour Reassures Jews They Will Be Blamed Whether Brexit Works Or Fails
Labour will maintain its reliable attitude toward the Jewish community no matter the outcome of negotiations. London, November 15 – Opposition leaders in the United Kingdom sought to assuage Jewish concerns over anticipated antisemitic backlash over Britain’s imminent step away ...
Read More »NGOs Call Israel Shooting Down Hamas Rockets ‘Disproportionate’
Shooting down the rockets in mid-flight presupposes both malicious intent and actual damage or harm. New York, November 14 – Human rights groups denounced Israel today for its use of a missile defense system against weapons launched from the Gaza ...
Read More »My Genocidal Antisemitism Does Not Necessarily Represent The Views Of My Genocidally Antisemitic Employer
By Yahya Sinwar, Hamas leader Somewhere beneath Shifa Hospital, Gaza City, November 14 – Recent confusion regarding the specific manifestations of murderous hatred that I and my organization espouse has made it necessary to issue the following disclaimer: my expressions ...
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