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Feed SubscriptionTypo Results In Palestinian Preacher Inciting Violence Against Jaws
“I get that’s it’s a bad movie. Is it because of the ethnicity of the film’s director? That wasn’t made clear, in my opinion.” Ramallah, October 9 – Materials distributed to mosque officials by the Palestinian government today contained a ...
Read More »No One Sure Whether Pic Of Trudeau In Hijab Real Or Satire
Poe’s Law appears operative in this case. Ottawa, October 8 – An image depicting the prime minister of Canada wearing a traditional Islamic hair-covering for women might document an actual, deliberate sartorial choice, experts believe, but could just as easily ...
Read More »Accumulated Dog Poo On Jerusalem Streets Becomes Sentient, Leads Mayoral Race
A campaign being run by a piece of actual, physiological crap is shaping up to be the cleanest Israel has ever seen. Jerusalem, October 4 – A cohesion of canine fecal matter sat so long on the pavement of Israel’s ...
Read More »NGOs Cite Sukkah Disassembly As Evidence Israel Has No Problem Demolishing Settlements
One observer remarked on the callous disposal of the palm leaves that served as roofing for some of the structures, indicating a lack of sentimental attachment to the homes. Tel Aviv, October 3 – Activists urging a complete Israeli withdrawal ...
Read More »UN Condemns Israel For High Priest Throwing Palestinian Goat Off Cliff On Yom Kippur
“Generations upon generations of Palestinian farmers have tilled the soil thus desecrated, and suffer the humiliation of occupation.” Geneva, September 1 – The United Nations Human Rights Council this afternoon issued the latest in a series of dozens of denunciations ...
Read More »Self-Hating Jew? No, I Only Hate Other Jews, Not Myself
I hate religious Jews, and I’m not one, so how could I be self-hating? North Tel Aviv, September 13 – You people need to stop the name-calling. When I oppose the sale of apartments in my neighborhood to Jews who ...
Read More »Rule Of Law Suddenly Unimportant At Khan Al-Amar
Of course no one would suggest political considerations really lie at the heart of the rule-of-law arguments. Jerusalem, September 12 – Legal scholars and political commentators have noticed in recent weeks that despite its supremacy in every other arena, the ...
Read More »Palestinians Adopt Israeli Plan To Make World Sick Of Palestinians
Materials distributed by the office of the president provided details of the dovetailing strategies. Ramallah, September 5 – Leaders of the Palestinian national movement gave formal approval today to a long-time Israeli strategy aimed at causing the international community to ...
Read More »Efforts To Organize “Pork-Eater Pride” Parade Fall Flat
“I fail to see why our insistence on enjoying this pleasure of the flesh should attract little to no media attention, and thus no public awareness or political support, while theirs is always front-page news.” Jerusalem, August 1 – Advocates ...
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