By Saeb Erekat, Palestine Liberation Organization Ramallah, December 12 – The news out of the Australian capital today could not be worse for the righteous Palestinian cause: the government there appears on the verge of approving recognition of Jerusalem as ...
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Feed SubscriptionRifts In Church Of Intersectionality Over Hierarchy Of Victimhood
Rival intramural groups place either Muslims or transgender women of color at the top of the victimhood ladder, but not both. Berkeley, December 11 – Divisions among officials and lay figures in the world’s most progressive religious movement worsened today ...
Read More »Obama Drone Victims Relieved To Be Killed By Liberal Administration
“My gory, agonizing demise is a small price to pay for the utopia he brought about.” Mogadishu, Somalia, December 10 – Departed souls whose bond with their corporeal selves met a premature end in UAV-fired missile attacks before 2017 expressed ...
Read More »Netanyahu Critics Say New Corruption Probe Just To Distract From Old Corruption Probes
“I urge the public and the media not be taken in by this subterfuge,” admonished Labor MK Avi Gabbay. Jerusalem, December 5 – Political opponents and rivals of Israel’s prime minister accused him today of orchestrating the latest round of ...
Read More »Man Likes To Pretend He Eats Less Fried Food When It’s Not Hanukkah
Mr. Ravui’s devotion to Jewish tradition includes a robust embrace of the culinary, with less emphasis on the moral dimension. Ramat HaSharon, December 6 – A local resident whose regular culinary habits consist of such dishes as falafel, kubbeh, French fries, ...
Read More »Women’s March Adopts NOI Definition Of Antisemitism
The Women’s March aims to draw clear lines regarding acceptable rhetoric in the organization’s ranks. New York, December 5 – Growing dissatisfaction among supporters and members of a prominent feminist organization with some of its leaders’ ties to an anti-Jewish ...
Read More »Despite BDS, Hamas Still Supplying Targets To IDF
“What we have here is an ongoing effort to give the enemy things to destroy.” Gaza City, December 4 – Activists working toward the economic, political, and cultural isolation of the Jewish State voiced frustration today that the Palestinian movement ...
Read More »I’ll Do Your Hanukkah Lighting Ceremony For The Right Price
By Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu Jerusalem, December 3 – That time of year has come again, and I hereby make the same offer as always: in exchange for the right amount of cash, favors, or other benefit accruing to the ...
Read More »Islamic Cleric: Jews Judaizing Judaism
“Do not fall for the trickery that is Jewish adherence to Judaism.” Cairo, November 28 – A prominent Muslim preacher sounded an alarm this week that Jews are attempting to make their foundational documents, beliefs, and practices seem Jewish, a ...
Read More »EU: Turkey Not Antisemitic Enough To Join
“Turkey’s involvement in genocide – the first genocide of the twentieth century, it should be noted – was directed not at Jews, unfortunately, but at Armenians.” Brussels, November 29 – Officials in the European Customs Union shared concerns today that ...
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