Judean agents deployed in the Parthian capital had identified an old grain silo on the outskirts of the city as the storage facility housing the secret trove. Jerusalem, July 19 – The administration of Queen Salome scored an intelligence and ...
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Feed SubscriptionSarsour To Fly To Iran To Force Women To Wear Hijab, Symbol Of Empowerment
She will share the wonders of the hijab with women overseas who have succumbed to misguided notions about the garment and its implications for feminism. New York, July 19 – A leader of the Women’s March feminist movement in the ...
Read More »Haaretz Editor Unsure If Proposal To Change Anthem To Horst-Wessel-Lied Sardonic Or Sincere
“The only way to prevent Bibi and company from imposing fascism is to overthrow his junta and impose the right – which is to say left – kind of fascism.” Tel Aviv, July 18 – An editorial staff member at ...
Read More »Rights Groups: Why Doesn’t Gaza Fence Have Fence To Prevent Palestinians From Approaching, Getting Shot?
Some human rights advocates believe a single additional fence does not go far enough. Sderot, July 18 – Critics of Israel’s treatment of Palestinians censured the IDF today for neglecting to take precautions that they assert would save Palestinian lives ...
Read More »Thousands Of Israelis Intentionally Planned Travel At Same Time As You
The chief concern among every single one crossing your path is how best to disrupt your movements and maximize your hassles. Ben Gurion Airport, July 17 – A survey of the hundreds of thousands of travelers passing through Israel’s largest ...
Read More »Insanity Is Expecting The World To Care This Time That Hamas Shot First
By Albert Einstein I never said the original quote, you know. It first appeared in a 1983 mystery novel by Rita Mae Brown, attributed to a nonexistent Jane Fulton. But since in the popular mind I mouthed those words, let’s ...
Read More »Barclays Withdraws Sponsorship Of War Vs. Midian After Capture, Enslavement Of Women
“I predict many fewer such sponsorships, and an overhaul of the way Marketing approaches its mission.” Shittim, Plains of Moab, July 10 – A prominent player in the financial sector canceled its monetary support today for a retaliatory Israelite campaign ...
Read More »Superman Fights To Defend Truth, Justice, American Way, Let Holocaust Happen
Ignoring Jewish suffering is actually an essential part of ‘the American Way,’ as demonstrated by immigration policy at the time. Metropolis, July 11 – The world’s greatest superhero granted an exclusive interview yesterday to PreOccupied Territory, in which he detailed ...
Read More »Banks Pulling Out Of Iran Relieved To Still Be Able To Sponsor Antisemites At Home
Firms find a silver lining in being able to identify and support causes through sponsorship of events and groups in Britain such as Roger Waters, War on Want, and others with unassailable antisemitic bona fides. London, July 12 – Financial ...
Read More »MKs In Uproar After Discovering Knesset Going Paperless Includes Toilet Paper
“It’s been a real… well, I don’t have to say it,” mumbled a frustrated MK Ahmad Tibi. Jerusalem, July 12 – Cries of protest filled the plenum of Israel’s parliament today following revelations that a new policy to eliminate the ...
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