Mr. Ali will return to Earthly life in approximately 2025, this time as a suburban father of three near Philadelphia. Seventh Circle of Hades, July 3 – A Palestinian jihadi who died trying to kill Jews will be reincarnated as ...
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Feed SubscriptionVenezuela Berates Populace For ‘Zionist’ Idea Of Having Enough Food
Law enforcement has had its hands full for years with citizens falling prey to venomous Zionist ideas such as having economic security. Caracas, July 2 – Spokespeople for the administration of President Nicolás Maduro laced into protesters and the opposition ...
Read More »Marketer Seems To Think World Cup And Pickup Trucks Related
“What an insult to the consumer’s intelligence.” Nahariya, June 26 – Observers of the economy noted this week that an advertising agency appears to believe there exists some sort of inherent connection between the FIFA’s international championship tournament and a ...
Read More »Iran Workers Now Demanding To Be Paid In Weimar Marks
The rial has lost almost half its value since the end of 2017, and keeps falling. Isfahan, June 27 – Protesters gathered across the Islamic Republic today amid worsening financial and economic woes, and demanded that the country’s leadership address the ...
Read More »Armenian Genocide Recognition Postponed Again; ‘Too Busy Not Valuing Lives Of Israelis Near Gaza’
“We’re really busy getting this abdication of our responsibility just right.” Jerusalem, June 28 – The Knesset’s Legislative Committee took a bill off the table this week for the fourth time, a law that would declare Israel recognizes the genocide of Armenian ...
Read More »Report: Israel Uprooted Settlements Just To Destroy Gaza Economy
The prevailing understanding relies on what some consider an insufficient level of opposition to Jewish sovereignty, humanity, and self-defense. Tel Aviv, June 28 – Academics looking for the hottest possible take on Israel’s on-the-ground moves to reduce its direct control over ...
Read More »We Welcome All Converts To Islam, But European Jews Can’t Really Be Jewish
By Yusuf Jabber We have encountered the claim so many times that refuting it has become tiresome, but once and for all, allow me to explain why the establishment of a “Jewish” state in Palestine is such a historical travesty: ...
Read More »Equality Activists Hoping To Force Male And Female Haredim To Use One Bathroom At Same Time
“True liberation will not be achieved until men and women of all demographics, but especially the ultra-conservative, enter bathroom stalls at the same time.” Tel Aviv, June 27 – Representatives of several feminist groups battling to achieve equality of the ...
Read More »Khazar World Cup Team Puzzled By Antisemitic Slurs
“This is plain weird.” Nizhny Novgorod, June 26 – Team and staff members of this mostly Muslim and Christian west-Asian national team voiced confusion today after repeated encounters with fans of opposing teams in the world soccer championship hurling anti-Jewish ...
Read More »Almost Time For Local Mom To Think Fidget Spinners The Latest Thing
“Oh, crap, she’s probably going to describe the spinners as ‘fleeky’ or something.” Carmiel, June 24 – A mother of three in this middle-class northern town will soon hit upon the idea that a gyroscope-like toy that peaked in popularity ...
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