I hate religious Jews, and I’m not one, so how could I be self-hating? North Tel Aviv, September 13 – You people need to stop the name-calling. When I oppose the sale of apartments in my neighborhood to Jews who ...
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Feed SubscriptionRule Of Law Suddenly Unimportant At Khan Al-Amar
Of course no one would suggest political considerations really lie at the heart of the rule-of-law arguments. Jerusalem, September 12 – Legal scholars and political commentators have noticed in recent weeks that despite its supremacy in every other arena, the ...
Read More »Palestinians Adopt Israeli Plan To Make World Sick Of Palestinians
Materials distributed by the office of the president provided details of the dovetailing strategies. Ramallah, September 5 – Leaders of the Palestinian national movement gave formal approval today to a long-time Israeli strategy aimed at causing the international community to ...
Read More »Efforts To Organize “Pork-Eater Pride” Parade Fall Flat
“I fail to see why our insistence on enjoying this pleasure of the flesh should attract little to no media attention, and thus no public awareness or political support, while theirs is always front-page news.” Jerusalem, August 1 – Advocates ...
Read More »Party With Undemocratic Leadership Really Concerned Nation-State Law Harms Democracy
“We fear for Israeli democracy,” stated Lapid, who personally selected the eleven MKs now serving in the Knesset for Yesh Atid. Tel Aviv, August 1 – A kingmaking faction in the Knesset whose parliamentary representation gets selected by it’s chairman’s fiat warned ...
Read More »New Israel Fund Under Fire For Not Having Eritrean Asylum-Seeker As Director
NIF leaders have scrambled to perform damage control amid the spread of the allegations. Jerusalem, August 2 – A leading organization in far-left Israeli politics and social change found itself the target of criticism from former allies as word spread ...
Read More »Octopuses Depict Enemies As Antisemites
“We might be witness to an adaptive behavior developing in real time, and that’s always of interest.” Arabian Gulf, August 1 – Cephalopods aiming to strike a visceral chord among the public in fomenting animosity and suspicion against political or ...
Read More »Israel Defense Ministry Saved Big This Year With Amazon Prime Day
Mission staff declined to specify the exact dollar amount they saved, as well as the identity of the products purchased. New York, July 31 – Procurement personnel at Israel’s defense materiel purchasing mission to the US in Manhattan voiced gratification ...
Read More »Oh Felesteen, We Love You So, We Will Burn You Up So The Jews Can’t Have You
By Hamas If you love something, set it on fire. Beloved Land, we would give our lives for you. And we do, all the time. The depth of our attachment to you runs so deep, so strong, that we will ...
Read More »Really Strict Muslims Won’t Even Look At Muhammad’s Words
The movement, which has yet to decide on a name, because if they did it might get rendered in writing or print in this article or elsewhere, numbers somewhere between twenty and fifty people. Cairo, July 25 – Concern that ...
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