“Unless those quotas are met, parents will be confronted with the prospect of having usable space in their homes, and that would be a disaster.” Jerusalem, July 4 – A nursery school educator in the Nahalat Ahim neighborhood of the ...
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Feed SubscriptionClouds Left Behind In Iran By Mossad Deny They’re Bitter
News of Israel stealing Iran’s rain clouds broke earlier his week when an Iranian general made the accusation in an address. Qom, July 5 – Masses of atmospheric water droplets and other particles forced to remain in the skies over ...
Read More »MK Zahalka Writhes On Ground As Bill Rejected, Angling For Red Card
Referees issued no such sanction, according to witnesses. Jerusalem, July 5 – A legislator from the Joint List whose grandstanding piece of legislation called for international supervision of an Israeli nuclear facility has been faking an injury in the parliamentary ...
Read More »Gov’t To Prevent More Fires From Gaza Arson By Burning Entire South Of Israel
Incendiary balloons and kites from Gaza have become par for the course in Israel’s south over the last several months. Kissufim, July 4 – Mounting damage from Palestinian balloons and kites attached to incendiary devices has prompted defense officials to ...
Read More »The Goyim Know
By Rabbi Mendel Moskowitz Alert! Shut it down! Shut it down! They know! The jig is up! The goyim know! I can’t tell you exactly what the goyim know, because if you’re a goy and you don’t yet know, I’m ...
Read More »Terrorist Condemned To Return As Parent Of First-Grader Who Won’t Toilet Train
Mr. Ali will return to Earthly life in approximately 2025, this time as a suburban father of three near Philadelphia. Seventh Circle of Hades, July 3 – A Palestinian jihadi who died trying to kill Jews will be reincarnated as ...
Read More »Venezuela Berates Populace For ‘Zionist’ Idea Of Having Enough Food
Law enforcement has had its hands full for years with citizens falling prey to venomous Zionist ideas such as having economic security. Caracas, July 2 – Spokespeople for the administration of President Nicolás Maduro laced into protesters and the opposition ...
Read More »Marketer Seems To Think World Cup And Pickup Trucks Related
“What an insult to the consumer’s intelligence.” Nahariya, June 26 – Observers of the economy noted this week that an advertising agency appears to believe there exists some sort of inherent connection between the FIFA’s international championship tournament and a ...
Read More »Iran Workers Now Demanding To Be Paid In Weimar Marks
The rial has lost almost half its value since the end of 2017, and keeps falling. Isfahan, June 27 – Protesters gathered across the Islamic Republic today amid worsening financial and economic woes, and demanded that the country’s leadership address the ...
Read More »Armenian Genocide Recognition Postponed Again; ‘Too Busy Not Valuing Lives Of Israelis Near Gaza’
“We’re really busy getting this abdication of our responsibility just right.” Jerusalem, June 28 – The Knesset’s Legislative Committee took a bill off the table this week for the fourth time, a law that would declare Israel recognizes the genocide of Armenian ...
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