“I can’t shake the sense that I actually knew it all along.” Treblinka, June 20 – Members of this death camp’s Sonderkommando, tasked with disposing of the corpses of fellow Jews from the gas chamber and cleaning it out for its ...
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“We’re confident we can have everything ready for next year in plenty of time for the one in ten years.” Jerusalem, June 19 – Municipal officials in Israel’s capital boasted today that preparations for next year’s prestigious international song contest ...
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“It’s usually not a big deal – I mean, balloons are for burning, or at least attaching burning things to.” Khan Younis, June 18 – Tension gripped this refugee-camp-cum-urban-jungle this afternoon following an outbreak of violence at a celebration for ...
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“Numbers and rigorous mathematics are a Zionist deceit anyway,” shrugged Ayman Odeh, list chairman. Jerusalem, June 14 – Experts debunked a survey this afternoon measuring the popularity of each party were parliamentary elections held today, noting that the clearest evidence ...
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“Mr. Kim has much to learn from us, and we are willing teachers.” Gaza City, June 14 – Openness that many hope will come in the aftermath of a summit between the leaders of the US and North Korea has ...
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By Basher Assad, President, Syrian Arab Republic It’s amazing where life can take you, and how it takes you there. My dear father knew how to run a country, and brooked defiance from no one. Me, I was slated for ...
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Other varieties of pasta have presented no such problem. Jerusalem, June 13 – A local squad of self-appointed enforcers with a mission to maintain strict standards of behavioral and sartorial conservatism warned the proprietor of a neighborhood grocery store to ...
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“I certainly can’t think of anyone more influential in this process.” Washington, June 12 – Minority leaders in Congress and their political allies praised a key figure in the developing détente with the Kim regime, a former National Basketball Association ...
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“Judging from the selfish, entitled way Israelis act on airplanes, on the roads, in restaurants, and while waiting for anything, we realized Israelis are positively the last group to respond to initiatives of this sort.” Kibbutz Sde Eliyahu, June 11 ...
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“Have you tried this? It’s amazing.” `Ein el-Hilweh Refugee Camp, June 10 – Residents of this and other UN-administered locales for the descendants of people who fled their homes after Israel declared statehood maintain that blended stalks of immature grain ...
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