“This year we succeeded in coordinating all route blockages so that all of them can take place as planned, and none are omitted.” Jerusalem, March 8 – Municipal officials vowed today that the sections of streets blocked off for special ...
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Feed SubscriptionSome Of Farrakhan’s Closest Friends Also Antisemities
“Today it’s Mr. Farrakhan, but tomorrow it will be you or me or anyone else who has the guts to stand up for progressive values such as seeing people of color as devoid of moral agency.” Chicago, March 7 – ...
Read More »Putin Asks Netanyahu To Hold Off On Early Elections Till Russia Can Finish Hacking
The cover story for ostensibly impending elections involves mutually exclusive red lines declared by the Haredi parties in the coalition and Yisrael Beiteinu. Jerusalem, March 7 – Officials at the Prime Minister’s Office reported today that the President of Russia ...
Read More »Swedish Cabinet To Undergo FGM To Show Respect Before Visit To Muslim Countries
“Just as we want the immigrants from those countries in Sweden to feel welcome, we want want to make our hosts comfortable when we go there.” Stockholm, March 6 – Following a trip to Iran last year marked by the ...
Read More »Glorifying Child Martyrdom? How Dare You! That’s- Oh, By Palestinians? Cool.
By Ken Roth, Director, Human Rights Watch President Erdogan of Turkey crossed all lines of decency and morality when he encouraged a young girl to sacrifice herself in combat for Islam and for Turkey. Children must remain outside the boundaries ...
Read More »Palestinians Just One Hijacked Student Gov’t Meeting Away From Total Victory Over Zionism
Forecasts differ on the mechanism. Ramallah, February 27 – Excitement gripped the Palestinian street today after revelations that their national movement to destroy Israel and replace it with another Muslim state stands on the cusp of ultimate triumph, with only ...
Read More »Jesus Reopens Wounds Facepalming At Sepulcher Church Reaction To New Law
He thinks it will backfire and alienate worshipers. Jerusalem, February 28 – The Prince of Peace was treated at a supernal medical facility this afternoon after aggravating his stigmata by slapping his forehead in consternation in response to religious leaders ...
Read More »US Tells Consulate Personnel To Avoid Purim Street Parties
The notice failed to clarify how this set of dangerous behaviors differs from encounters with local culture any other day of the year. Tel Aviv, March 1 – Notices went out to American diplomats and their families today to the ...
Read More »Obama Administration Fuzzy On Who Was Supposed To Stop Russian Meddling In 2016 Elections
Someone should have been responsible for protecting the integrity of the electoral process, but, well, who knows who that might be? Washington, March 1 – Former officials of the previous presidential administration and public figures who accuse Russia of interfering ...
Read More »Breaking The Silence Activist Offers To Beat Palestinians If Prosecutors Indict Bibi
This time the evidence would leave no doubt that he had thoroughly abused Palestinians. Jerusalem, February 28 – Drama continued to surround a series of corruption cases involving Israel’s prime minister this afternoon as a prominent member of a human ...
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