This time the evidence would leave no doubt that he had thoroughly abused Palestinians. Jerusalem, February 28 – Drama continued to surround a series of corruption cases involving Israel’s prime minister this afternoon as a prominent member of a human ...
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After playing a key role in showcasing Western inability to check Iran, they remain at a loss to explain what might make Iran think they could do whatever they want and face no consequences. Washington, February 28 – Diplomats and ...
Read More »Another Harry Potter Metaphor Is What This Debate Needs
By Klee Schay Our discussion of this set of important issues has proceeded well enough, ladies and gentlemen, but no one is going to change his or her mind based merely on a rehashing of familiar points, as cleverly as ...
Read More »Hamas Fart Becomes ‘Israel Uses Poison Gas On Gaza Tunnels’ In Media Reports
“That’s the industry standard.” Rafah, February 26 – News outlets conveying developments in this coastal Palestinian territory transformed an incident in which an Islamic militant training in an underground passageway emitted a burst of malodorous flatulence into allegations that the ...
Read More »Researchers At Loss To Explain Who Actually Eats Hamantaschen
“We’re flummoxed,” admitted lead researcher Adi Loyada. Jerusalem, February 26 – Researchers at the Weizmann Institute of Science voiced bafflement today at the healthy sales of traditional cookies and pastries in honor of the Purim holiday, noting that no one has ...
Read More »Israeli Charges Discrimination After Abbas Refuses To Pay Him For Killing Jews
Rashlan was convicted of criminally negligent homicide following a 2017 incident. Rosh HaAyin, February 21 – A crane operator whose negligence resulted in the death of an Israeli Jew filed a lawsuit against the Palestinian Authority today after discovering he was ...
Read More »NY Times Writer Exceeds Annual Quota In 2nd Acknowledgment Of Palestinian Fault
It is an observation that only token right-wing op-ed columnist Bret Stephens is allowed to make. New York, February 22 – An editor for the Paper of Record faces potential disciplinary action for going beyond the permitted limit in an ...
Read More »Netanyahu Offered Bribe To Haaretz Publisher To Keep Up Antagonistic Coverage
It aimed at depicting his political rivals as deranged, obsessed, and dangerous, given the affinity between them and Haaretz. Tel Aviv, February 22 – New revelations continued to rock Israel’s political scene today as allegations emerged that the embattled prime ...
Read More »NGOs Monitoring Iran Prisons For Things To Accuse Israel Of Doing
It’s a model that has served human rights groups for quite some time. Evin Prison, February 21 – Activists at some of the world’s leading human rights advocacy organizations have been paying close attention to the atrocities and abuses taking ...
Read More »THIS Will Be The Blog Comment That Solves The Arab-Israeli Conflict
By Dee Luszenal Everyone ready? I’m about to submit a comment on this website, a comment that will once and for all bring the whole Arab-Israeli conflict to an end with its manifest sanity, compelling points, humanity, cogent reasoning, and ...
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